It's… a joke… that doesn't… make sense.

Holy misinterpreting the law of averages, Batman!

I was gonna say Ted Cruz.

Okay, AV Club, I usually spare you my nitpicky comments, but I can maintain my silence no longer. I must speak out!

Who do I contact to get the AV Club to write about MY acid trips?

All of you commenters are too old to be on the internet. I don't know any of the commercials you're referencing.

Wow, Ben Folds never makes the same album twice. He manages to make the most of orchestral accompaniment with stunning arrangements of songs spanning eras and genres.

At least songs come on the radio or play at bars and coffee shops. You might have to sometimes listen to songs that you hate. But nobody's making you drink a pumpkin spice latte; you're just mad that someone else is enjoying a drink.

This is easily my least favorite AV Club feature. Let the people drink their damn lattes.

"And then there's Dylan's own assertion back at a concert in Japan in 1986 that Mr. Jones is really an amalgamation of people who asked him innumerable questions that he didn't want to answer."

I DON'T LIKE NEW MUSIC

Imagine if all this attention gets Adnan out of jail, and then he immediately kills Jay.

I only came here to see Marissa's voice coming out of T-Swift's body.

It ends with George R.R. Martin killing off George R.R. Martin in an attempt to save all the other characters.

*Reads title three times*