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I’m not defending it, but this kind of thing is VERY common in TV news. They have consultants who tell the on air staff how to dress, how to sit, and how to put their hands on the desk. (I used to be a TV news cameraperson.)

Also, people who work in TV news have no soul.

You say that before you even try. Call them, tell them you won’t buy any of their products as long as this type of thing airs on the local news and they advertise with it. They’ll hear you or they won’t but it doesn’t hurt to try. Doesn’t do anyone any good to say “They won’t listen if I say anything” without trying.

I feel like dogs always die whenever a new baby is coming or born. Depressing.

MORE STARS MORE STARS

If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Some of us boring (also ugly) guys have been doing it for years.
Like my grandma always said, “anything to cover that face of yours is an improvement”

If only The Tyra Banks Show could come back and I could get Joel McHale talking about Tyra dressing up as people with lives that are worse than hers again. That’s the dream.

Good lord. I’m going to listen to the U.S. officials who tell me to ignore Trump’s tweets. He’s a man in a box with the walls closing in on him.

So happy to have “The Soup” back. Don’t care what they call it.

Funerals are in progress for the murdered kids in Florida and the president is busy golfing and trying to provoke Oprah. This is our world.

I run and have dogs. I support cats and tattoos. No ragerts! ;)

Amen.

Particularly if they want kids. The biological clock is real. I’ve seen a lot of people say, well, I’m 31 and I want kids. I don’t really have time to not be sure, so I’ll just get married and everything will sort itself out.

THIS. I hope this mindset shifts more significantly. I was raised you grow up, go to college, get married. I tried that. It didn’t work out. I got married faster than I would have because my family frowned upon cohabitation. Screw that. We are raised to think marriage is some sort of end goal/accomplishment. It really

The problem is that most people only plan the wedding, not the marriage.

The amount of guys I met on dating apps who were separated after just a year of marriage is remarkable. What the hell is the point getting married...

I’m married to a chef. I just ordered Jimmy John’s delivered to my desk at work and ate it over the trashcan. The thing about chefs is that they’re busy AF. Although we are having friends over for dinner tonight. I’m cooking. #chefwifelife

It was mostly a fancy leftover situation + drugs + alcohol + so many stupid tattoos=not worth it

I always wanted to date a chef and eat delicious food all the time, but then I dated some chefs and it turns out they’re kind of assholes.