I have a similar reaction when people humblebrag about how they were “blessed” with whatever good fortune came their way, from the major to the trivial. So you think God reached down and “blessed” you with a great weekend or a parking space or a new job or whatever while millions of people are suffering in the world?…

I woke up one morning and I was “gifted” with MS. My life lost at least five years, and I ended up getting divorced because my ex wasn’t willing to help pick up the slack of what I couldn’t do anymore, declaring bankruptcy, and continually dealing with family court. You know what God’s got? A hardon for fucking with…

For me, it was the aftermath of a suicide bombing that really sealed the deal. Where was god when a 20-year-old bomber entered an open air market, looked around for the busiest stall, walked over to it and detonated his explosive belt? Where was god for the seven civilians who died? In particular, how did god “got…

Her (mandated) proximity to 45 would make it so easy for people to sympathize with her because, well...look at the other option. But she’s just as selfish and un-empathetic as he is, just not actively so.

I had basically that same conversation with myself ~20 years ago while I was pulling the still-burning bodies out of a crashed 747. Seeing the few surviving children taken to the hospital, knowing they’d live a “blessed” life with 80% of their body covered in burn scars and no parents......

Seeing “god” at his/her/its…

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

“God’s got this.”

Nobody is saying she’s ugly. Or that the outfit sucks. It’s a great outfit. NOT for this occasion. She may be hot, but damn, she lacks fucking common sense and decency.

Jurassic Park holds up extremely well, honestly. The female lead is wearing sensible clothes given her profession and no one stops her from doing her job because she’s a woman. The young girl is the hacker and Goldblum is the shirtless eye candy. All the dinosaurs are female!

Always relevant.

I believe that the word you are searching for is “thirsty”. As in Bachelor nation is filled with thirsty motha fuckers.

I want to see that butt in a reproduction of George Michael’s “Faith” video. I am willing to pay.

Drinking is an important part of my makeup routine.

Can I get off the Cara Delvigne train here?

Well, you’re right that you shouldn’t, because a cult is not a religion. The only reason we call Scientology a religion is because that’s how they manage to not pay taxes on their obscene wealth.

I hate that Elizabeth Moss seems like a smart person and is clearly an amazing actor yet all the Scientology BS is part of her life. I just can’t accept that as an okay thing for a person to be a part of. Disclaimer: I’m not a fan of religion in general, but I usually just brush that aside when thinking about…

Then leave your pets home when you go to visit. Or don’t go anywhere and stay home with your pets. Why do pet owners feel that they have to bring their pets with them when they go on vacation and everyone needs to accommodate this?

Stop worrying about what people you don’t know, who don’t know you or your family, think.