“The View” sketches were some of the first ones Tina Fey ever wrote for SNL! She said there was this crazy show happening during the day and none of the male writers had even heard of it.

My new bio!

Nothing surprises me anymore. Wouldn’t have been surprised if the display said YOU’RE GONNA KILL IT THIS SCHOOL YEAR!!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

He pursued her for years and when he finally “won” her, well, the game was over.

Interesting because her show is about recovering addicts

I’m in love with his yarmulke matching her dress. A++ elderly couple cuteness.

I wonder if she grew tired of his Trumpism

So in my “real life” I have seen a lot of couples separate, then get back together, then fight publicly, then get back together, then fight privately... ad nauseum. Not that it means much, but they all have posted lots of happy looking Instagram photos, etc., whenever they’re having a Together Moment.*

It’s like all the things that went wrong in my childhood are fixed. Maybe my parents will remarry!

Unprecedented

This reminds me of when Lindy West confronted her personal troll. He admitted to targeting her not because she was fat but because she was fat and didn’t hate herself.

I felt the same way, yesterday, reading a story from the VOWS section of the NYT. The headline was something like: Twenty year Age Gap Doesn’t Matter. And I instantly knew that the woman was older since no one would have bothered to notice (much less note) a 20-year age gap were the genders reversed.

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Also, this.

👍🏻 👍🏻 His post feels like it’s entering fetish territory to me. :/

As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.

Aw, now you made me remember that Jonathan Brandis committed suicide and Roy Scheider is dead.

Awesome. Thank you!