morningdrunk
morningdrunk
morningdrunk

You are 100% correct. I make the mistake at least every other day of reading the comments on some Orange Shitbag story or other, and a lot of people are blithering idiots who think all of his moves are awesome. As Andy Richter said on Twitter, “It’s a great time to be alive if you’re dumb and mean.”

“... And Donny doesn’t kno~ow what day it is... He doesn’t know who Jesus was or what praying is....”

He came in second in the popularity contest part actually

This is like talking to my grandmother about the world (things she brings up) and are very similar answers I get back from her. She has dementia but won’t see a doctor about it. Also, this is why I think Fox News is so popular with aging adults, its just loud snippets of soundbites pasted together and repeated.

In the Berenstein Bears universe they had President Al Gore, there’s peace in the middle east, alternative fuel, and we’re doing a pretty good job of beating Islamic terror.

As a sane Jew and supporter of Israel Netanyahu is the single greatest threat to peace in Israel. He’s a fucking chicken-hearted coward. He’s the first Israeli PM to be a politician, not a leader. Fuck him. Fuck him right in the ear.

My step-grandmother is 92 and in the advanced stages of Alzheimer Disease. She barely remembers her own son (who has been dutifully taking care of her for decades since her husband passed), she regularly forgets who she is, has no idea who I am, and she frequently reverts to speaking German when the English words

There’s also this...

As I Jew, I speak for all the sane Jews*, when I say we fucking hate Miller, Kushner, and Ivanka. Fuck them and allowing themselves to be used as tokens. Fuck them and how they misrepresent our values to the world. Fuck them for providing anti-semitism a voice.

I am not a fan of her music, but her prusuit of this fight has made me a fan of her as a person. Fuck this dude! Turkey and a diet coke is too calorie rich? That is just fucking absurd.

This fuckwad needs his career over, and this needs to happen years ago.

Hard to imagine that the wife of a billionaire would get enticed by a ‘free trip to Chicago’, especially since ‘free’ means you have to go on TV and talk about being abused.

Puzder must be keeping Fierstein on a financial tether. Of some sort for her to now go around defending him.

Ashley I. the one who cries, just backed up your thought on a Buzzfeed podcast. She says you are crazy to go on the Bachelor & tell yourself you are “finding your husband, there to fine love” you are fooling yourself. She said she went on to further career as a broadcaster and go on trips.

Corinne, after finding out she won’t be the next Bachelorette:

Burning Love is such an underrated gem.

Of the 18-and-counting Beyonce posts on Jez today, this is the only one I give a single solitary fuck for.

Can this season just be all Titus? I’m tired of everyone else.

Give this man an Emmy please.

“Am I not thirsty enough?”