You've never heard old bitties fussing in Yiddish. Bump into granny and make her drop her knish, and IT'S ON.

I can't stand the big yellow nissan boxes of shit on wheels in NYC either. I'd rather see... this:

Paris taxis are mostly cramped little Citroen C4 Picassos or otherwise generic little cars (plus the occasional "people mover" wagon/van), while most American cities are phasing out old Crown Vics for either minivans, SUVs, hybrid Camrys (ugh), or the hideous Nissan mess on wheels. Paris is more of a walking city or a…

Dear London -

Not only is Playboy the series sponsor of the MX-5 Cup Series, they also send Playboy Bunnies to every race. Some of the girls love to race, too.

Region-blocked content is only restricted to those who don't know how to seek and momentarily apply a proxy server in the 'home' region. Yes, stupid lawyers and their stupid ideas, but workarounds almost always exist.

What makes Jimmie Johnson Mr Five-Time, while Dale Jr is lucky to win at all? According to sources within Hendrick: Dedication. What Jimmie brings is an extraordinary level of professionalism - all he wants to do is win races, win championships, and keep a great job. All Dale Jr. wants to do is party his ass off, have…

C'etait un fucking idiot.

So, you're really that much of a dick off-camera, too?

I have met Alex Zanardi. I have extensively interviewed and photographed Alex Zanardi. Alex Zanardi is a true badass mofo. Shane Hmiel is NO Alex Zanardi.

Phat beatz.

That schmuck was in my way coming out of a parking lot in Springfield the other night. Note the above placement of the car in a Handicapped parking spot - the driver is not. Yet.

The GT-R, LF-A, and "Toyobaru" hype machines, all three... I just can't feel as OMG-excited about those, as I'm expected to feel. They're all fantastic machines, and I'd love a ride in any of them. But from a drives-me-crazy standpoint... there's something missing. None of them gives me the fizz.

In all the time I've been around racing, I've seen very few BBS wheels break — it does happen, but good wheels seldom let go under track use. The difference is, when you break a wheel from a real manufacturer, they don't piss and moan when you submit it for warranty. Let's hope "Cor" wises-up and sorts-out the…

1. Don't drive so much. Seriously, if you want to save gas, keep it in the tank by not burning it.

Ohhhhhhhhh, carbon fiber bog seat. ***covet***

"Danger to the manifold!"

What, did they glom-on a few pointless new "features" to expand on the last release? Snow Leopard is the last OSX that mattered.

If you're serious, you want a beige Camry (or Accord, or other generic Asian midsize sedan, in beige). A few discreet upgrades to the car are OK, but you want it to be as indistinguishable as possible. No dents, no scratches, no stickers, no ultra-dark window tint. You're not trying to "run from" the cops. You're…

If you want to represent yourself as an informed hater, at least go and drive one first.