It’s cool you definitely don’t look like you took that super personally for some odd reason or anything.

Dude, chill. I was joking.

“Audiences are not stupid,” writes the commenter, as the joke flies over their head. ;)

• Monetization Designer: “We could charge the player $.99 to open the door now, or wait 24 hours for it to open automatically.”
  

“Well we’ve clocked the tortoise at 1 mile per hour...”

Stunt. In front of a few thousand people and Guinness Book of World Records? And a Jalop writer? Stunt? Mmm’kay.

I almost couldn’t believe this because the only jet engines you usually see that small are the hobbyist type like wingsuit guy uses - they’re really cool but even 4 can’t lift a man vertically.

Berric was resurrected by Thoros like 50 times and he’s still kinda standing, and still possesses a sense of humor.

Seemed to work out all right to Beric Donderian.

But what about Beric?

Bombshell? If this was foreshadowed any harder it would be a solar eclipse.

Well I’ll be damned.

The best part about Boston is you get to leave it. A whole planet? Of these people? Of us? Kill me.

How Bostonians see the world.

This is a much better commercial cover of Space Oddity. Not as good as the original (pretty much impossible to be so), but solid.

This actually looks pretty exciting, at least for someone who plays COD mainly for the single players stuff. Certainly more exciting than imagining myself in a frozen forest.

Who would’ve thought COD would beat Battlefield to the punch with a 2142 sequel.

I wonder what you mean by “looks like crap”, because it’s pretty damn stunning visually. Their updated engine works and looks great on new consoles ever since AW.