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People shouldn’t throw shit in shit houses, when their shit stinks too.

I think it developed around then as part of a larger picture of keeping women 1) sexually in check and occupied just with husband-finding and 2) certain that maximum societal participation is supposed to wrap up with a nuclear family between 25-30. Grandmas and great aunts who think something tacky about long hair are

Right? I had to do a double take. I mean, people at 30 paint their faces neon and wear crochet dresses and take Molly at Coachella. Is the question-asker from 1783?

So, now imagine that in reverse. Imagine believing all your life that you were ugly and then, in your 40s, finding out that maybe you are not quite as ugly as you thought. But it is still INGRAINED in your psyche.

Let the photo age a bit, I guarantee you'll think, "Hey, I looked better than I thought I did!"

I've had assholes from both sides. I say I've officially given up trying to have kids, I've had some who are all about recommending every single method I should have tried and then attempting to make me feel bad for not wanting to have done that.

Holey fuckballs! New screen name selected.

Yeah, we want more first rate Star Trek rip-offs. Just give us a script of the three musketeers in space or something. And not the dark and gritty musketeers, the Oliver Reed era musketeers. Or the Errol Flynn-esque musketeers. In space! With old fashioned art-deco rocketships or honest to goodness flying saucers.

Beady beady beady!

So, Buck Rogers reboot, then?