Much has been made about how awful the Buffy remaster was - and rightfully - but nowhere near enough has been said about how amazing the X-file remaster was. I started watching on SBS On Demand down here, and I was like seven early episodes in before I realis that, um, hey...weren’t these meant to be in 4:3?

Yes. It’s called Fail Better.

Why are you so invested in trashing a movie you haven’t seen? 

May contain traces of Ana de Armas.

Would you say it’s akin to...makin’ copies...?

I find it hard to believe the news day is so slow we have two articles about Rob Schneider doing a bit last year.

An actual rock.

script-writer Sylvester Stallone (yes, that Sylvester Stallone)

I love KD as much as the next guy, but . . . does she? She’s not exactly an acting powerhouse. I’d say her skillset is perfectly suited to a broad sitcom with Tim Allen.

“When Matt’s estranged daughter (Dennings) and her teenage kids move into his house, the real restoration begins.””

Watch it; any disrespect of “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” will NOT stand.

The correct answer is Al and Peg.

really brutal that the absolute loseriest bean counters are in charge of the industry now. i really hope a24 or someone steps in, that recent billion dollar valuation has to count for something.

I see you and raise you a Rob and Laura Petrie.

Johnny Chesterfield Q. Fucking Christ.

if someone had told me 20 years ago that i’d be staunchly supporting and defending steve-o’s sobriety from closet conservative bill maher...well, i would have had many questions about the future.

Look. I know we’re suppose to be a civilized, polite society and have rules for assault and all that. But Bill Maher really is the type of person that should be punched in the face more often for his douchebag behavior.

That’s all I’m really doing. Paste maybe isn’t great, but it seems like they seem a bit more interested in doing some of the feature content AV Club used to do more of. It is mixed in with a ton of lists, but I kinda just accept that’s a part of how the modern internet operates and can roll with it if it allows the…

Don’t get your hopes up as Paste is even worse. You have to have a paying subscription in order to comment on new Jezebel and Splinter and I imagine it’ll be the same for AVClub. 

This is my favorite kind of bullshit non-story.  It’s got everything!  A movie I haven’t seen, a book I’m never going to read, an actress I don’t give a shit about, an actor I stopped caring about after the first Borat movie, rich people bitching about other rich people for publicity, a formerly-great website using…