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Came here to say the same thing.

I bet if you dig far enough back through her Instagram, there’s a shot of her holding up a sign that says “I don’t need feminism because strong women don’t get sexually harassed.

Women who work at a network that has been built around misogyny and the mistreatment of women are suddenly shocked to find misogyny and the mistreatment of women at said network.

I’m not sure why people would buy that the music had anything to do with it. Seems more like this person or person and partner have a sexual acts in public kink and were subjecting everyone else around them to it, which is pretty gross actually.

I like that someone on Perry’s team is going through the motions, hoping they’ll be another printing. 

Are “consensual conversations” even a thing? Who consents to hearing creepy ass fantasies from somebody they are supposed to be working (in this case interning) with? Did he actually say, “I have this creepy-ass fantasy about you and your roommate, wanna hear it?” No? Then I would rule that “consensual conversations”

I asked to be on a reality TV show that asked me to fall in love just by talking through isolated pods and eventually get engaged, sight unseen and that show literally ruined life.

It’s mainly because they’re both “funny” guys (your mileage may vary on Pete) who are rumored to have big dicks, which places like Jez can’t resist bringing up every time as if it’s the only reason any woman would like them.

Oh yeah man, always tip your hair person. They’re who I probably tip the highest out of any service.

Agreed that it’s tired and gross, but can I just point out that Bill Hader is conventionally attractive and seems to generally have his shit together, I was a bit stunned to see you group him with Pete Davidson!

And they forgot to the hyphenate the compound modifiers. Disgusting.

Jez is obsessed with the idea that the only reason anyone would date someone like Bill Hader or Pete Davidson is because of their supposed gargantuan wangs.

“Hader, being the tight lipped, big dicked man that he is...”

Know what else hurts innocent people? Giving them false medical tests. 

So she’s going to be Millie Bobby Brown-Bongiovi? If they name their first child Madonna or Prince they’ll have a good chunk of 80's pop covered.

There was a great SNL joke about that.

Same here. I’ve had a lot of time to experiment, and found that one cheap banana with a large glass water about 30mins before a morning run of 60 to 90mins works out great vs running on empty.

I’m not victim blaming, because the real victims here are the children. And teachers need jobs, so I’m going to give them some leeway here.

100%!