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“No, I’m quite certain there’s always been a Thursday Addams.”

He financed about $21B of the purchase price by using a huge chunk of his Tesla stock as collateral. He’s been using his Tesla stock as collateral for numerous businesses. Those businesses don’t have to be profitable if Tesla’s stock price grows or at least stays constant. $170B of his net worth is in the form of

I know this is very uncool, but I like Rachael Ray. Her taco pasta recipe sounds stupid, but it’s delicious. 

“2. Mostly spam calls. Sometimes I would get calls in a barrage, every 10 minutes for hours at a time.”

I recently decided to give up my landline. I’ve had the number for over 30 years.
Here’s why:
1. $72.43 a month, local service only, no long distance. AT&T. SF Bay Area.
2. Mostly spam calls. Sometimes I would get calls in a barrage, every 10 minutes for hours at a time. I had to turn off the caller id announce, mute the

If anything, I saw waaaay more backlash to his divorce. I’ve barely seen any about hers. There also seemed to be a lot of backlash because Mulaney talked so well about his wife until the divorce (blindsided!), which uh... certainly isn’t the case for Wong!

LOL, that John Mulaney didn’t receive backlash after his divorce. I didn’t know about Ali Wong’s divorce so I don’t know what the chatter has been about, but there is no way people didn’t consider Mulaney’s divorce “problematic” too... whatever that means.

Uh, John Mulaney’s divorce was insanely criticized all over the place.  This is some revisionist history to act like he didn’t get a ton of heat for it.

Both the “pissed” tweets linked go to the same tweet which does not seem notably pissed and is from someone with just over a hundred followers and which has as of this writing received one like and no retweets. You’re literally inventing controversy from whole cloth.

Yes. Men have been told to avoid interacting with women in person otherwise the will be considered creeps. 

I’m sure women are looking forward to even more randos hitting on them when they’re just trying to get an errand done.

There’s nothing more Christina Applegate than raging against the dying of the light instead of just fading quietly into a well earned quiet and as comfortable as she can be made battle with MS.

How fucking fragile could you be? I took it as self referential “humor” about his own hypocrisy of doing drugs while questioning big pharma who are plenty guilty of other human travesties. Have we gotten so fucking sensitive we can;t tolerate a single thing that deviates from our politics? We melt when we hear a

Is it just me or is Shakira rocking a Jessica Rabbit vibe with that outfit?

Generally, if something you’re trying to brown is sticking, let it cook a little longer, because you’re trying to move it too soon. It will (often) pop off just fine once it’s sufficiently browned.

Physics!

One thing is for sure - she didn’t tip the tattoo artist

Even better - don’t preheat your pan before sautéing them. Put them in a cold pan, skin side down, turn the heat to medium and let them go till browned - about 15 minutes. Flip them and cook them on the other side till done. If you take them out to cook aromatics or make a sauce in the rendered schmaltz, leave them

That’s ok. When your wife performs at the Super Bowl half time show, you can totally not record it and just be in the moment :). 

Agreed. I love her, but this was a snooze.