Not as good as Craig Kilborn, though. C’mon.

“Selena Gomez just wants “kind words.” Probably from Hailey Bieber, who shared some mostly kind words about her on the Call Her Daddy podcast this week. Words matter, ok? WORDS MATTER”

Have you seen Tropic Thunder? Cruises character in that is hilarious and was mostly adlibbed. He might be able to pull it off.

On the one hand, Cruise showed the ability to have fun in Tropic Thunder. On the other hand, not sure how he’d do with live tv.

quinta brunson! yes! i would love for her to write a black lady sketch show sketch but only if she wants to write.

Solid recs all around. I might also suggest: Ben Affleck with musical guest J-Lo.

Tatiana Maslany would be amazing

I feel bad for her but why is she putting this on TikTok. As someone who has dealt with indifferent and incompetent doctors, I can empathize but when dealing with one’s health, generating outrage should be a last resort. Before putting the doctor on blast and putting the medical community on the defensive. Wouldn’t…

I don’t really care one way or another about what Kimmel did, I’m not Brunson, I don’t know her or Kimmel, whatever. But I am a connoisseur of celebrity apologies, and this one strikes me as a pretty good one! Well done Jimmy, I guess. Every year it gets harder to believe that you did The Man Show with Adam fucking…

Is this even needed? I just open my dishwasher when it’s done, pull all the racks out and by the time everything is cool enough to touch, it’s dry. I call BS on this one and any perceived positive results are likely psychological. Even most of the comments on the TikTok say it doesn’t work.

I kinda feel for you! A few weeks back I did far fewer cherry tomatoes with this method, maybe 20, and it was still something of a pain to peel them. I was making a Spanish dish, papatas bravas (I think that’s the name—“angry potatoes”). It did turn out tasty, though, with the fresh tomatoes.

Wait till he finds out that the healthcare system bears absolutely no resemblance to “Grey’s Anatomy.”

Do people actually believe that Law & Order in any way represents reality? Because if enough of them do, then that is a bigger problem than any TV show depicting heroic cops.

I also feel like she benefits quite a lot from the patriarchy. More than virtually 100% of other women. 

“My business, my brand and my children”

I feel like the order of ‘businesses, brands, children’ is so telling

“cum doners” - worst. kebabs. ever.

Whoa. The first comment is 1. a sports related comment, & 2. not about the headline story. Deadspin, this is a cry for help to reopen your comment section. You’re readers are stuck shifting through Kardashian drama to get to the Brady drama!

It’s better than their original choices, Army, Navy, and Surplus.

The allegations against Michaels and Morgan seem pretty flimsy since there’s nothing mentioned of them knowing about the nature of the alleged relationship. The fact that Morgan rented out a space doesn’t make him liable for what happened there anymore than any other landlord. The addition of them as defendants seems…