This is an impressively dumb post. I applaud you. 

Nope. I did too

It’s not really the bleep button - it’s the deranged ramblings of someone with serious mental health difficulties. You can’t bleep that away

I doubt it ever gets finished.

I know this isn’t Deadspin, but how should the US react if Alexander Ovechkin was arrested?  Put him on a plane home because Russia demands that we send home their really good athlete?

I feel for her but I don’t think the situation would be much different if Russia hadn’t invaded Ukraine. Anyone traveling by air should know better than to bring illegal substances. Even if you’re traveling in the US domestically from one state where it’s legal to another state where it’s legal, technically because…

Do you expect the Army to go into Russia and get her? I mean it’s a middle of a super dangerous war where Russia has been sanctioned severely, she’s going to fall off the priority list. It’s a tough situation but so is the war, it’s not normal times.

She’s a habitual domestic abuser and apparently a drug user who’s not smart enough to follow rules. This is the “victim” you’re gonna defend today?  Surely there’s better ones out there.

I see we’ve worked our way back to “start shit with a young white woman singer” part of the cycle of Ye.

Not MY Wendy Williams

Well, Awkwafina isnt actively “doing” anything, she is just talking how she has learned to talk over the course of her life. She isnt imitating anything, thats...just how she talks. She is just a new target for people to be angry at.

“I think people kind of appreciate that there’s this thing online that’s just fun,” Mr. Wardle said in an interview on Monday. “It’s not trying to do anything shady with your data or your eyeballs. It’s just a game that’s fun.”

Claiming to stand or believe in something and then doing a 180° on that claim or belief when money is on the table.

Um, “low seven figures” means less than $10 million.

Weirdly I like Wiig fine in non-SNL settings but she’s always been overbearing on the show.

I really hope they become the new front person for Every Time I Die.

Seriously - that is exactly what it sounds like. I can communicate with my imessage challenged friends with just SMS, and a ton of other various methods, so I don’t even understand why he bothered making this argument. Lastly, I really appreciate Apple’s stance on security and privacy.  Why should I switch to a phone…

Oh good lord. So, the military already has a rape problem, and a POS judge thought it was a good idea to order a known rapist into the military?

Ah, I have found his problem, it is “Making movies targeted at an audience of Joe Manchin”

Next time you try to own a lib, don’t be so painfully obvious.