Apparently, Lynda Carter will have an even larger role in Wonder Woman 3 than her brief cameo in the previous film.

You mean the movie where she played a...singer?

So this is a roundtable on Harry Potter by a group of people who mostly don’t give a shit about Harry Potter? I know J.K. Rowling sucks now and deserves nothing, but what was the point of this?

Yup, lots more.

“I’m being silenced into embarking on a successful nationwide tour”

LOL @ the idea then-26 year old lead character Rossum gave a shit about 13-year old ancillary character...Emma Kenney (sorry, had to scroll up to remember her name).

“I actively try not to be like her, the mere thought of seeing her made me tense up, she talked a lot of shit, and it was a much more pleasant environment when she was gone for good. I love her. We don’t speak.”

I’m with Rossum on this one.  She was the heart of that show, and she knew it, and deserved equal if not greater pay than Macy.  When she left, the show just went to pieces.  

Sounds like after 9 years of the show she hated being there and wanted out, and so she left

Seeing Jimmy Fallon reminds me that I don’t find him funny in the least.

She’s what we call “the exception that proves the shul”.

All of this to me seems to be someone who is convinced that being youth is intrinsically better than age, and that everyone who is old somehow wants to hide it and appear young.

What’s wrong with Pineapple on Pizza? Its not hurting you. What happened to freedom?

Or anywhere near a professional office environment.

All of this sounds like someone who doesnt work in an office.  No one gives a shit about any of these things.  No one is laughing at the Olds for saying Presentation instead of Slide Deck.

Hey you forgot she played the love interest in “Old School”!

Are her forearm and hand terribly photoshopped?!! I cannot unsee!

oh noes she failed an impossible purity test, we’d better eat her

I love your optimism, in thinking that Melissa will appear in any sketch this year.

I think Ed Norton is still the gold standard.