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Mork Encino's Thick Pelt
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It’s a very tough situation.

I went from watching Maher every week and really looking forward to his show, to watching it and realizing I wasn’t enjoying the hour very much anymore, to just deciding not to watch it at all and realizing I was much happier without him in my life.

I got it now.

The shows hosted by David Letterman and Craig Ferguson were produced by Letterman’s production company Worldwide Pants.

I’ve seen a few episodes and by far -- BY FAR -- the best part of the show is hearing Ken Jeong or Robin Thicke guess “Beyonce?” or “Billie Eilish?” before it’s revealed that it was actually a Real Housewife of Somewhere. 

James Bond movies are more or less standalone. If you watch them all and pick up on the recurring characters, that’s great. But you’re also able to skip around and enjoy them one at a time.

I’d like to direct the commentariat to the way the members of the punk band Anti-Flag responded when their lead singer Justin Sane was accused in pretty much the same way Masterson was accused.

I work at a university. We’re required to be in our office three days and we may work remotely two days. During the summer it’s two and three the other way.

Today, I learned you can put carbonated drinks into a blender.

I’m tired of folks inviting me to leave Los Angeles and move to Nashville.

Anyone who pays for this deserves to be ripped off. 

I’m sure most everyone knows this but maybe it’s worth adding to the discussion:

Happier Hour / Cassie Holmes

I’m hoping he wins the suit only so it will establish a legal precedent enabling me to return the shit I buy watching late night infomercials while high.

Wayne Brady comment:

That’s very good kinja. 

Thanks Allie

Putting aside how it might taste, would this recipe work with non-dairy ingredients?

I watch baseball on TV and when the Dodgers (my team) were playing the Baltimore Orioles there were signs all over Camden Yards advertising something called Mambo Sauce. Also — I looked it up — they sell Capitol City Mambo Tenders, which are chicken tenders slathered in Mambo Sauce.

Sinead O’Connor was a true punk rocker who on my Mount Rushmore stands side by side with Bob Marley and Joe Strummer.