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Glad to see your byline Harron.

I don’t have any picked cherries but my wife always has a container of umeboshi in the fridge. They’re too tart for me  apparently it’s an acquired taste — but I wonder if I could sub them for the cherries?

I live in a manor called “Why Don’t These Jerks Do Some Weeding Their Front Yard Looks Like Crap And Is Ruining the Look of the Whole Neighborhood House.”

It’s a close race, but Tom Cotton is in the running for the worst of the worst.

I don’t disagree with your comment. I just want to add that I really appreciate Joan Summer’s non-Dirt Bag articles. Here’s one:

I wouldn’t let that dude near my face with a scalpel. 

In the very first episode of The Sopranos, Meadow Soprano and her friend are planning a trip to Aspen. The friend says something about “last year in Aspen I saw Skeet Ulrich.”

River Phoenix was originally cast as the interviewer. When he passed away, the role went to Christian Slater, though the big “what if” is that Leonardo DiCaprio was considered to replace Phoenix. That would have put young Brad and Young Leo in a movie together a quarter century before once upon a time.

I’ll just add that one of the charms of The Apple Pan is that it’s just a counter (no tables) and on any given day you’ll find entertainment industry power brokers who rolled over in a Ferrari sitting elbow to elbow with blue collar folks with heavy machinery in the back of their trucks. Eating at the Pan is a shared

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Rolling Stones guitar player Keith Richards put together a great documentary about Chuck Berry called “Hail, Hail Rock n Roll.” (Taylor Hackford directed.) The premise of the film is that Berry never had a truly great band backing him up, so Richards puts together an all-star band to play with Berry and to acknowledge

For what it’s worth, coronavirus isn’t spread through sweat.

Operation.

It’s all good.

Well Fritz Peterson and Susanne Kekich stayed married. It didn’t work out so well for the other couple.

The only correct response. 

The Jim Edmonds story reminds me of the time two pitchers on the Yankees traded wives.