Fuck this shit.

“Such a long long time to be gone, and a short time to be there.”

That’s a good idea.

If I knew the way, I would take you home ...

It’s all good. I’m happy to collect these bottles because it’s fun to have a stocked bar at home. It’s really a good thing.

At the very least, it’s a good thing that the guy is willing to stand up and face the press after a game like that.

I go home every weekend and make the 3-ingredient happy hour drink — which is why my home bar has a bunch of relatively obscure liqueurs that I’ve used once.

Right — there are locations around the world.

Well, Nobu is sort of a chain. There’s one in New York, one in Vegas. Maybe more? I get why someone in NYC would write “the Nobu in Malibu” as opposed to the one in NYC. 

For some reason, my favorite part of the story is that in the middle of the biggest day of Clippers history, Doc was on his way to Nobu Malibu.

Nice post.

I’m curious:

Sean, Please tell Bruce that you know a dude named Mork who will happily skip the fucking trailers with him.

It’s 32.80 plus shipping (no Prime on the 10-piece set). Is there a code or something?

It’s 32.80 plus shipping (no Prime on the 10-piece set). Is there a code or something?

I can’t wait for Tua’s press conference — the one where he announces he’s not entering the draft and returning to Alabama for his senior season.

Dal Sileo is what would happen if Jiminy Cricket turned a pinky ring into a real boy. 

Calories and sodium aren’t the only components of a burger. Also, there are different types of “fat” in beef and vegetable patties. 

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

Laura, I’m slightly disappointed this article isn’t headlined “Bleacher Report.”

Why HBO deleted the cracker scene from Hard Knocks we’ll never know.