Three? About three.

Just so you know, I’m listening to Sweet Jane (the live Rock and Roll Animal version) as I read your post.

The people who need to be guillotined in this situation are the Miami politicians who acquiesced to him and gave him everything he wanted. Loria’s a shark and sharks eat everything in their path. It’s their nature. The real fuckers are the assholes who let the shark swim in a public pool.  

This is top notch Lauren.

No shit. We got a free three months and now they send me three emails a day. Their marketing is the fucking worst, too. I haven’t paid a cent yet and I still feel like I’m being scammed.

I tried this dish last night. Doubled the recipe and it came out great.

Of course I tip on takeout. Maybe not 20% — there’s a difference between a two minute interaction and the 45 minutes or whatever it takes to eat a meal with full table service, but yeah I tip on takeout.

I think Del Toro should acknowledge Zindel’s work and settle with the estate.

I believe Hester should be in, Martinez should be in and so should Steve Tasker for being the best special teams player of his generation.

Looking forward to Emma making the Hall of Fame case for Devin Hester.

I actually like Dan Patrick. His is the one sports radio show that I can listen to for more than just a few minutes. I guess I’m saying I have no problem with Patrick being the guy who hosts this show — he’ll be fine.

Sorry, but fresh lemonade tastes much better than that pink stuff.

I would never, ever do this. I’m stunned it even occurred to someone else to do this. That’s terrible.

Rupert Sanders directed Ghost in the Shell. He was once married to Liberty Ross (whose brother is Atticus Ross), but they divorced because he was photographed cheating on her with Kristen Stewart. (Liberty Ross since married Jimmy Iovine.)

The whole reason there is a draft lottery in the NBA (originally the commissioner pulled envelopes out of a barrel, now they use the ping pong balls) is because teams were tanking for high draft picks. Prior to the lottery, they simply flipped a coin between the worst team in the East and the worst team in the West.

Thanks for tipping that story. Just read it — worth the time.

It was close, he hummos didn’t quality for the Olympics.

I agree with you.

Also, San Francisco is in the other conference. If he does turn out to be a great quarterback who makes whatever team he’s on competitive, the Patriots will only see him once in a long while.

The former CEO of the Browns is giving the Patriots advice on how to manage their roster and salary cap?