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Ahhh ... shit. I meant to say Daydream Nation.

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My first date with my wife was to see Hoodoo Gurus. It was at the Variety Arts Center in DTLA. It was September ‘85. We’ve been married since 1990.

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Please tell us ... I’m on pins and needles.

I like how she thinks we’re not already doomed.

Gus’s Fried Chicken is awesome. (Great shirt, Kelly.)

I don’t doubt it.

I’m with you. It’s beyond my comprehension.

I’m glad to hear that last part.

For my entire life I have never understood how anyone could harm a child. I can’t even watch a fictional movie if it depicts someone hurting a child. I can’t even watch those Jimmy Kimmel videos where parents pretend to take their kid’s Halloween candy away (or whatever it is they do).

My driveway holds four cars and my garage holds one. I have five parking spaces within 20 feet of my front door and we only have two cars.

One thing that would help the NBA would be if it had a legitimate farm system that wasn’t college basketball. Teams like the Jazz would really benefit from being able to develop their own talent because that young talent translates into assets. There are MLB teams and European football teams from smaller/less

I’m out of the grays on Deadspin. If I got out on Jezebel I’d take my wife out for dinner and a show.

I get excited if one of my replies on a kinja site gets 25 stars.

Thanks, hadn’t heard that before.

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I rarely am aware of current pop music, but I dig this when it goes with this.

Mo probably decided not to hire his brother as his agent after surveying the landscape.

I see a lot of music but the bands I see don’t lip sync. Not a value judgment — if you like bands that lip sync, it’s fine with me.

Asked to comment on the tampered with witness statements, the chief prosecutor said, “We won’t get fooled again.”