morganrock
Morgan Rock
morganrock

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

Taking wieght out of the driver doesn’t have to mean a lighter overall vehicle.

All these youngins saying there isn’t enough to do.... this is the perfect game for an old (38) like me. I don’t have 20 hours a week to game now.

“four bro dudes will be on a boat in this game together, and one of them will say hey, the sunrise looks nice, and the others will be like “Yeah, dude.” That rules.”

@Morgan Rock knows what he’s taking about.

I was in a rollover accident in a Fiero once. Wasn’t wearing a seatbelt, but stayed inside during the accident. My friends pull-out stereo smacked me in the forehead, and I had a face full dirt, but we walked away from it with just a few bruises.

The Fiero is shockingly sturdy underneath the fiberglass. It’s also quite heavy for it’s size. Believe the safety ratings you’re hearing. Especially on an 88 GT.

Seek, and you shall find...

Everything @Morgan Rock just said.

Let’s see...it has half the horsepower and an additional 400 pounds than it did in stock trim, far less range, and all that electric shit is eating up what precious little luggage space it once had. How utterly stupid. This guy essentially converted a perfectly good Fiero into a parts car.

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

Nothing will extend your sight and your awareness far down the road like driving a large truck. Trying to drive a large truck like a car just doesn’t work.

I always feel sad for the Fiero. Was a gimped car out of the gate, then finally in the last year it got proper attention (suspension in particular) and then got a bullet to the head when it turned out to be a sweet little machine.

Has the definition of “8-bit” truly been lost?

Would totally pay for a legit PC port of this.

I think that ticket seriously would have won this year. Easily.

The fact that Collin Powell shows up in the new Corvette only means one thing. Biden and Powell are running in 2020 under a new Car Party. Lets get the campaign started.

Wtf has happened to Jalopnik? Guy “mods” his car by making the factory bypass valve stay open to have the stock exhaust a bit louder and people are complaining that it’s not fair to the general public? Gimme a break people.

Well can’t see this becoming a PR catastrophe if done poorly.

White liberals can't take a race joke. Everyone else is way more chilled about. Wilmore killed it btw that Stephen curry joke was pretty good with a zing