If the gun had a gun this never would have happened.

Team giant meteor.

“fashion” like the above picture makes me ragey. it is not in any remotely way attractive. it looks good on the model because she is a motherfucking model and a fucking garbage sack would look good on her. i know this is true because i see the proof before my eyes: that shirt and those pants are a goddamn travesty,…

From what I’ve read here and elsewhere, Robert Mercer seems like the type of billionaire who would have his own private compound for hunting humans, if he could just get Congress to write loopholes that don’t specifically make them illegal.

Her one vomit was a better contribution to America than anything McConnell and Ryan have done in their entire lives.

He’s only made one STELLAR movie and that movie is “Jackie Brown”

If they are in love, why wouldn’t they be?

It’s also seen as “less than” precisely because it’s qualified as being “domestic”. “Domestic” labor is no less back-breaking or hard to perform than regular labor, and yet, it’s one of several categories of jobs that was exempted from the Fair Labor and Standards Act when they were figuring out things like overtime…

Remember the time Hillary Clinton banged John Holmes and paid him $130,000 in hush money?

The Fragile Male Ego Defense.

If there is a Trump Country, it is called ‘Caucasia’...

It’s like “support our troops”. They don’t actually care about giving these people good lives but just want to use them as political props to get what they want.

Excuse me, no. Little Women is Professor Bhaer’s most famous film.

Yeah, I’ve never watched the Kardashian’s show, tho my sister lives it and it’s on here all the time. The addiction problems this family fosters always amazes me, when I’m not yelling, ‘stop watching that’ at my sister.

Imagine you are driving down a mountain and there is another car a little bit ahead of you and realize its gotten dark so you turn on your headlights. Then the car ahead of you starts frantically looking back at you and speeding and then they pull over like they are waiting for you. They probably just hid until the…

I noticed that Savannah Guthrie had a weirdly sad but peppy tone of voice when she interacted with Megyn on the Today show last week. Kind of an “I know you would have bullied me in junior high but you are so pitiful right now I’m not even going to gloat.”

If you express total confidence in someone who just called you a moron, then that unambiguously proves that you are a moron.

Tillerson is one “we’ll see” away from deciding to spend more time with his family.

I have had the superpower of being visible to “only people of exceptional quality and character”for most of my life, as I have been overweight for most of my life. I have found that now that I am gettng older, I have not experienced the loss of status many women talk about coming with aging, because as a…