Don’t be thinking small. Think BIG. Think Continental. Think New Yorker. Think Delta 88. Tbink about all those smooth-riding malaise-yachts with 150 horsepower lumps. Imagine doubling or tripling the power of one of those things and gliding along in silent splendor...

4 cylinder twin cam. Revved to the moon. Dominated its class for 40 years, starting in the 1930s. 1000 hp at 10,000 RPM in its final form.

I saw that, and it’s cool, but this is my current BaT obsession:

Love mine, though it is really, really small. Despite that, at 6'2" I can drive a good few hours before I start getting numb and sore - as long as I’m wearing loafers.

This is what’s in those barrels.

Still better than Spirit Airlines. 

Yeah, but I bet the idea of that cannibal was still just eating away at you.

There was an Amphicar on my street when I was growing up, and a cannibal, I was more fascinated with the car

Putting him in a car with Autopilot engaged would be a more elegant solution.

Why is the Queen wearing a shirt with Kellyanne Conway on it?

“All my cars have little lights that say when the trunk is ajar“

Thar it is.

That explains the failure of my two bands, The Walkstanders and The Standwalkers. (Such a shame — I really thought we had legs.)

Oh boy, I never thought I’d have a reason to post about this, but everyone should watch this animated short, Home Road Movies. It features a 3D rendering of a Peugeot 404 Break, so it’s tangentially related to this post (animation, old PSA cars), although the animation is in a totally different style. Here it is, and…

“...further into madness...”

Somebody just wants to watch you descend into madness, and they know exactly how to do it.

Do you have any music on Scotify? 

Just by chance, that’s the name of my jazz fusion bagpipe band.

I...... actually don’t hate that.

Mustang? We should be so lucky. You know KITT will be a crossover.