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When little 12 year old Andy and his friend got behind the wheel and took off down the road, he never thought driving would feel this good. With his best friend Bob, a much more mature 14 years old and always dressed like his dad, they raced down the road. Bob had spoke of the wonders of open air driving when he too

Topazzin was behaviour recorded by owners of the Ford Tempo and Mercury Topaz, in acceptance that their new machines could not perform the passing functions of the old. And so in a ritual meant to recreate the function, they began driving side by side in both lanes.

Over the years as the Peterson Empire failed and the

To the troll Lizardo: no one cares what you think, here, or in real life. You are not worthy of love in your current form, and therefore no one really loves you. You know it’s true. No one loves you. You’re nothing.

I think. If I’m being honest, I don’t know what frankincense or myrrh is

I am suitably impressed, and glad I do not have neighbours. I somehow acquired two cars over the weekend, an Alvis Stalwart and an Austin Gypsy. they came as a package with a Burrell showman’s road engine. A Magnificent machine in all respects but one, it failed it’s last boiler inspection! Never mind it is just

Build that dam! Build that dam!

I am here to serve.

Is there anything you can’t make funny? “Sweaty-Assed-Mud-Butt” You are joy.

So much supremacy. I’m getting tired of all the supremacy. Can’t even go out to eat now without some big-bellied, stick’n’poke, sweaty-assed mud-butt shaking his acorn in peoples’ faces. They call it supreme and it don’t even come with sour cream. It is just mayo. Lord, lord. This is the best you got? This guy and

Top 5 Mosses of all time:

Engineered bad is bad.

Modified bad is awesome.

Ahh, the old “My love doesn’t come in a box” number, this was a very subversive song at the time that most audiences didn’t catch. It was a different era.

To do it well would require someone without a vas deferens between their skill level & ambition. For such a guy, it would be well within his grasp.

Truthfully, who among us can say that he would not Onan operate such a thing?

thanks for the nightmare fuel

As opposed to the Kardashians, that was a Cunning Array of Stunts!

Can we just stop for a moment and reflect on what a tremendous loss it was for us all to lose the perfection that was the International Harvester symbol?  THE LETTERS MADE A TRACTOR.

Huh... In the back of my mind, maybe I always hated that shit box.  Thanks for putting it together...