But a dustpan and broom...

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

So it’s a Cheap thing.

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

As opposed to the visible spare tire, which I always carry around with me.

404: Peugeot not found

I touched it, and both rocker panels immediately disintegrated.

I’m now banned from Vietnam. 

Despite our protests, dad continued to Taunus with his insults.

Thanks for clearing up the differences between an open convertible and a coupé, Abarth!

It’s a medical thing.

The excerpt from this book that was published in The Washington Post this morning is enough to make you want to beat the ever loving shit out of anyone, male or female, that you see or hear defending this crass, stupid, proudly ignorant buffoon. The fact that the man selected by white folks to lead this country is so…

Funnily enough, these Opels aren’t my weak spot.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

The Tracy

Rock ‘n’ roll left Axl a mess

Dey terk our jerbs?!

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

Adam Sandler is stuttering, baby-voiced Cajun chef Michele Fontenot, who has left the bayou to open a wildly popular restaurant in Times Square featuring a giant alligator tank. He is smitten with Drew Barrymore, who runs a school for developmentally disabled children, and has invited her to bring the children to a…

Adam Sandler stars as Rob Schneider, who’s been hired to star in a movie biopic of David Spade. But Sandler’s Schneider has a different vision of the Spade character than director Dennis Dugan, a frequent Adam Sandler director but a man whom Schneider does not see eye to eye with. Dugan, played by Kevin James, will…