Your colleague, Mr. Tracy, is a pioneer in this field.

An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.

He drove for McLaren, isn’t he used to being broken down on the side of the road?

I don’t see any reason to air my personal laundry in a post about autos. Also little Amos Yoder is doing fine, not that you ever ask.

“It’s an engineering triumph the same way that a machine that can instantly cover a corn dog in 24K rose gold would be: technically impressive, but a fundamentally stupid and useless way to shout how rich you are.”

Every day Jason finds a new and impressive way to make me incredibly proud to work with him. I adore this…

Toyota considered adopting the design, but quickly scuttled the idea.

“Welcome to Concours D’Elegance. You see the kid in the yellow shirt on his phone by the 3rd traffic cone? He’ll point to to section B next to the vintage Scion/Saturns. Here’s your lanyard and don’t forget to control your woman’s eyes and spit on the plebs. Macaroons and complementary mustache combs are next to the…

It drives me nuts there’s still this stigma that track days are some race or time trial affair. No, it’s a place to learn vehicle control safely.

This piece of automotive perfection doesn’t need to change. It’s Niva going give you up, Niva going to let you down, Niva going to run around and dessert you.

That’s nada lada changes.

I don’t like that you made me do this, to be clear.

Your Morgan was made with wood too. Truly the ultimate Jalop.

Less often than we change Prime Ministers?

Yeah nah.

They even took out the reverse gear to save weight and get better fuel economy. They sold those extra gears to Ryan Gosling and he put them into his Mustang so he could out run the bad guy in reverse.

Can’t stop won't stop

I lived in Atlanta for a bit and worked with a car dealership heiress whose family owned and lived on a plantation. When the 8-person over-the-cubicle discussion rang out about how beautiful it must be...I asked if she heard the screams and moans from the cemetery. She actually got up to come confront me saying her…