Shoes! Must. Have. Those. Shooess...what?

Sigh no more, Francis, sigh nor more;

I'm guessing you've never seen a rock climber's back....

Well she may have been dismissing bad euro disco, but she's commenting on the music of these three stars, and I don't think that their stuff counts as "an entire swath of music."

She was commenting on three pop musicians, not a whole genre.

Like she said, it was "part of his ride" and "it wasn't just one ride." Don't you get it? It was a separate ride, which was also a part of the bigger ride, full of shots and bells, protecting our second amendment that hadn't been created yet! It just makes good sense!

Hahaha makes pretty much the same sense.

No, but I did squueeeeee.

Wow, so this is a way to coerce the woman into sex if she doesn't want it. Which is rape. Yay world.

For all who are saying this is wrong because he was "tried before a jury of his peers" and "that's the way the justice system works," please understand that our criminal legal system is NOT just, not by a long shot, and certainly not when it comes to rape. By far, most rape cases are thrown out. It is nearly…

"It could have been a male or female cat." Yeah, right. Since when have you heard of people meowing when men speak out? Oh, that's right, never.

I have, more than once. It sucks real bad. But it could have been worse...I knew someone with a terrible case of salmonella who was ill for months and could have died.

That is a lot to expect from just one congress! Perhaps two, maybe three full congresses could begin to tackle such a task, but one! We have nowhere near enough funds to support the required brain power.

Sadly, because of Palin's tendency to make up words and spout nonsense, journalists have been forced to revise her statements in order to make them relatively comprehensible. "Unconventional" is the press' translation of what she really said- the Palinism "unconfustable", which may also mean a combination of…

In other news, the world is STILL a fucking terrible place to live if you're a woman.

I don't understand why so many people are more concerned with the "intent" of the advertisers than how the message can be perceived. Yeah, there can be a difference. Fuck their intent, we will never know exactly what the people who came up with this ad were thinking. That doesn't change the historical and social…

Whatever, Disney stars never grow up. Never!

I've totally gotten, "You're not the prettiest girl in the world, but..." I should have said, "Oh my god, I'm not?! But I always thought I was! Surely you've made a mistake."

This. And, twas ever thus.

My boyfriend told me I remind him of her in Parks and Rec. I don't know if that's supposed to be a compliment but I'm gonna take it as one because I love her.