I would be stoked if I actually got 3 full weeks out of my lash extensions. They looked like broken cockroach legs after a week and a half. When I finally gave up on re-filling them, they took my own lashes with them as punishment.

They’re hard to get right. Too thin and it looks like clumpy mascara, too thick and it looks like...furry bugs.

I understand. Lots of people are too nosy, but, we were sitting in the office kitchen and she asked me if I noticed anything different about her. This was about 5-6 years ago and lash extensions were rare so that isn’t what I assumed she had and I just said her fake eyelashes were really pretty.

That chick’s reasoning is nutballs, for sure. But it kind of bugs me when people (women are the only ones that do this in my experience, even my stylist uncle didn’t realize I was wearing false lashes) stop me to comment on my fake lashes. I have alopecia and I enjoy supplementing my otherwise sparse lashes with…

She’s trying to look doe eyed like Audrey Hepburn. Bigger eyes? Just open them more.

Ramona’s defining feature is her trademark crazy eyes. Last week, Dorinda did a fantastic impression of her, complete with the eyes!

I... uh... why?

Like this?

From my days of religiously watching RHONY I seem to recall that Ramona had only one expression: the startled bat thing, whereby she widens her eyes as if she’s feeling sleepy and/or drunk on Pinot and trying to appear wide awake. Examples:

I get a Kathi Lee Gifford vibe from the picture. Anyone else? Same plastic surgeon?

....what’s weird to me is any outrage over Brinkley hosing somebody off. But if the homeowner wasn’t famous and had just shot the lady because she was “drunk” and “trespassing” this would not have made the news.

I’ve thought about this and realized that it can be both. I believe he thinks his daughter is an exceptional woman (and not just the whole “if she wasn’t my daughter I’d...” bit of effluvia). I believe he encouraged her. Because she’s his. And that alone makes her exceptional by virtue of those yugely great genes. But…

I think you’re missing the point. The NYT does not reach “the world”. At all. I am in Australia and read the VF monthly. They have entirely difference audiences and a VF article stepping down for an NYT piece makes no sense.

“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

Judge Manuel Mendez ordered Macy’s to cut it out, saying the law only allows customers to be detained while an investigation is taking place.

I want to see the think piece about Travolta. That’s a hot mess.

It’s funny—she doesn’t look radically different to me. In fact, I think she looks more her age and less monkeyed with than a lot of actresses her age. Nicole Kidman, for example. If people say that she looks really different then I guess I believe them, but I just don’t see it myself.

I would skip all the other sections and go straight for revenge. YEAH, GREAT, YOU LIVE IN AN ASHRAM, WHATEVER but NOW tell me about setting all of his sneakers on fire in a bathtub.

Eat, Prey, Kill

You can’t tell me adding “revenge” as a forth section after “eat, pray, love” wouldn't be compelling.