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I’m struggling to figure out how this topic comes up often in your workplace. I can only surmise (i) he made the comment a couple of times and it seems so ridiculous and offensively stupid to you, that you’re still fixated on it; (ii) he says it a lot as a form of self-deprecation or misguided self-identification; or

There’s nothing to say to him. Just get a new job asap within reason and never look back. There’s something wrong with him and he needs to figure out what it is and nothing you say will fix anything except maybe get you fired before you can land another job. I’m sorry that you have to deal with this person and I hope

Ahhhh yes, Trevor Noah. The person who most likely had nothing to do with a tweet sent out by social media staffers. He is the true villain here.

everything about those outfits...

i am HERE for this.

The new adventures of old Christine. I loved that show, it had Clark Gregg in it.

It was called The New Adventures of Old Christine, and it did last for five seasons AND nabbed her a best actress in a comedy series Emmy, so I’d say it did pretty well. I never liked it, though — she played a really dumb character, and that just bothered me. She’s much better when she plays smart.

I was thinking it’s more like the landscape got overgrown with money

I only recently found out that she’s a billionaire heiress. She could have spent her life squandering daddy’s money and abusing his connections, but instead she forged her own career as one of the funniest people in the world. AND she seems like a total mench. I love and respect her so much it’s bordering on creepy

she is hilarious

She learned the King’s English from Madonna!

To me it sounds like a cheery English nickname for breakfast. Nigel! Colin! Come downstairs for brexit!

I laughed at your Parent Trap reference and then it reminded me that Natasha Richardson is dead and now I feel sad.

If I was still in my 20s I’d be putting at least $100 a month into stocks. You will be blown away at how quickly it grows. Do yourself that little favor.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

I need to see these dresses in order to make up my mind if I support Brexit or not.

No doubt, and that’s part of the song’s appeal - all kinds of women were glad to hear it :) And that’s why aside from any racial overtones people have brought to the whole Blake Lively episode, even taking all that aside, Blake still comes off as that gorgeous skinny friend who’s like “OMG you guys I’m so fat!”

I think it’s the combination of design, tailoring, and material that makes her look so gluteally blessed. Similar to Pippa Middleton and her bridesmaid dress — advantageous design and tailoring converged to make her look more booty bountiful than she is.

The Shallows.

Errrr...wasn’t it a Jezebel writer (I’m forgetting which one) who wrote an entire post about this topic without any clue that BL was referencing the Sir Mix-a-lot song?