Oh yeah. I tell myself that everyday. I could work less and “be happier”, you know, if I just stopped eating and needing shoes with no holes.

My boss is rich. The 1%, but he says his childhood was hard because his family was “poor”. He grew up with healthcare, had a university education without having to pay for it himself. He had vacations, just maybe not very exotic ones (they had a summer house). He owned his own apartment when he was in his early 20s.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE UGLY CLOTHES. They look like Russian hookers trying to look corporate.

Ah! Ok! I live abroad so kinda out of it. Yes, she was ditsy but I suppose it kinda made me feel okay about me being ditsy sometimes....most of the time....ok, all the time. :-)

There was that show she did, the First Christine or something. To me, it was the funniest show ever. I don’t know why it didn’t do well.

I never write sensitive stuff in emails anymore. I whisper sensitive stuff in very loud cafés and bars. I don’t even trust my cell phone with that stuff anymore.

Agreed. I am glad to see others here giving side-eye to Jezebel’s coverage of this. I actually panicked thinking I was appropriating and being all yucky racist. Glad to know others agree the song is about big butts in general, not only those of the darker shades.

two pairs of Spanx, actually.

Except I am white with a big ole butt, from Oakland and was the appropriate age when the song came out. That song changed my attitude towards my butt, at least when it came on the radio or in the club. I was totally ashamed that I did not have a little butt that fit into waist 27 Levis, but this made me feel…

I loved drinking so much. Everything about it. Except the part where it made my life suck so bad. I always think about how in Sweden, the big day to catch drunk drivers is on Monday morning (still alcohol in system from Saturday night!). When I was in my 20s, I was drinking like 4 nights a week. Or more???? So many,…

I came to say exactly that. She was so pretty then she went far off the deep end of ridiculousness. I noticed she has cooled it on the injectables, but here she looks amazing!

I am not sure how this rates, but I always answer it with, “Well, I like being very organised. Some people think I take too much time with it, others think I am amazing because I get information instantly and painlessly. I also talk a lot, which can get on some people’s nerves, but on the other hand, it has come in…

Not sure if that diet is really working for her. She has basically no career and almost no hair.

ugh. ugh. ugh. so disappointed in her. I am just going to assume that she wants the money and even more clothes.

Maybe it’s because I am a grown-up and have had so many scary experiences with men getting aggressive, but why the fuck would a woman report a crime like rape in a country like Qatar? Shit, she could of gotten stoned or whipped or god knows what. I woulda just hightailed it over to my embassy and gotten them to handle…

Perhaps “bankrolled” is a wee bit insensitive. Sounds like he is trying to buy her family off or they are going to be blinging it like mad. Perhaps “the funeral costs will be taken care of...”.

I beg to differ. When I was in elementary school there was this kid, let’s call him Tommy. We had an artist savant in our class, Jimmy, who we all worshipped. Tommy wanted to be Jimmy but he couldn’t draw worth shit. I mean, he could of possibly been the worst drawer in the whole class. We get up to high school and…

This is the first time I have actually considered polyamory....

Yassssss. How well do you cook? Kinda sick of cooking, but would be into learning how to tend those proper English gardens. And grow veg!

And it’s weird how top loading ones with the thing in the middle (sorry, tired) do not even exist in Europe.