I mean, WITHOUT my baggage.

No. I am telling you that I am moving to the Cotswolds. :-)

I mean, WITHOUT MY BAGGAGE. I swear, if my ex-husband hadn’t been there, I would be making Hugh Laurie the happiest man on earth right now. I would even cook for a man that makes me laugh that much.

One of the most glorious moments of my life is meeting him under very bizarre circumstances (I drove accidentally down his long driveway in the Cotswolds). I didn’t realise it was him because he was kitted out as a serious gentleman farmer. Normally not my style, but I was ready to jump out of my car and do him right…

I quit interviewing celebrities because it was such a let down. Just leave me with them in my imagination.

Amen.

Beautifully written. I love when you go full-on comedy. Serious, but comedic.

Kinda looks like what happened to the father of my children after I left him for not getting his act together. He is marrying another woman now, but still is a total mess. I think he will never forgive me for leaving and himself for fucking it up.

I get men who are young enough to be my son telling me that I “have a long way to go”. Many of them were not even born when I started my career.

Germany has legalised sex work and this country is a goddamned mess on that subject. They build hotel-type buildings with hundreds of rooms, each with a girl in it. There is phenomenal amounts of trafficking. Legalising it didn’t stop anything.

Wait, I thought men were already throwing money at women in exchange for sex. ???? I mean, personally, I get it all the time, in all sorts of contexts. Doesn’t mean I accept, but men do it all the time.

AMEN. It is all such incredible bullshit.

I know some very, very rich people. The REAL billionaires want nothing to do with startup “billionaires”. They have no idea what they are doing, 9 times out of 10. It’s just “advisors”, “advisors” and more “advisors”...most of whom are not billionaires themselves.

And wasn’t he fairly clean when he was with her?

Probably because she always keeps her mouth shut. Always. Nothing better for business.

No, she wants 50k/month until there is an actual settlement.

seriously. Why is it always the woman’s fault? He is the sucker. He dumped his family for a younger woman, a woman that I had previously understood to be more into women than men, as well as half his age.

I met him around that time and would not be surprised if that blind item was him. he was actually scary.

Last year my female “mentor” told me I should not wear hoop earrings at work because it gives men the signal that I am sexual. Ironically, she was 60 but still a very sexy person herself.

I had a similar issue across my career. I suppose you could say that some people consider me blessed in the derriere department and it doesn’t matter what I wear, my booty is just THERE.