These are the moments that I happy I am not getting laid.

Maybe in the US, I live in Europe and we have studies that show differently. Remember, Monsanto is also not welcome here (thank god!).

Not nice to make fun of lay people. They generally mean things like parabens, preservatives, etc. Which are proven carcinogens.

I love men like him, but true, aren’t there more women we can write about - besides the Kardashians, Iggy Azalea, et al.

Ugh. America is ten times worse. Ya’ll are shooting up black people when they leave the house. And US education? Healthcare? Future of the youth? All worse in the US. IMHO.

I am going to just erase everything on my OKC profile and just write, “Seeking Jeff Goldblum. Or anyone who does and excellent impersonation of him.”

Preach! I tried to commit suicide 3x because I thought I would make my friends’ and family’s lives better! I really hate it when people say it’s selfish to commit suicide. We want to relieve ourselves of a very horrible nightmare of pain and anguish and generally it has to do with some majorly shitty person or persons…

Where’s the black people? Not very modern. I love her but ugh, still.

I was really looking forward to seeing how Jezzies would answer your question, but have you noticed that EVERYONE IS AVOIDING IT??

Or just put him on a boat with all the other crazy gun totin’ people and send ‘em down to handle ISIS.

Saw her in person a year ago and she had sooo much injections tho. Really sad.

I interviewed for a job like that. They were very rich and the mom was so post-partum depression that she could barely walk. But probably also because her husband was ridiculously hot and fucking everything that moved. I did feel sorry for her, even tho I mostly hate rich people.

Your Honor,

Not possible.

So, yay, another fucking thing that I, us women, are doing wrong. HOW BOUT THOSE GODDAMNED MEN who treat me like a dog all day at work.

So a $500 “bill” split by 20 people. $25/each?? That’s nothing, no biggie....

I could never afford her stuff, but if someday I can, I will buy up tons of her vintage stuff. Timeless and impeccable quality. One of few who truly understood how to make every woman feel sexy. Icon and yet so underrated.

See my other reply below.

I guess not everyone forgets and I definitely didn’t mean you completely forget. Hence the “car accident” analogy.

Oh, thanx. That was a great giggle!!