But Mother Nature is stronger than all of us and she and her teammate biology kick in one the baby is born to erase and soften your perception of your experience. Believe me, I had twins in a crazy situation, so was going totally insane with vomit, pain, etc. I know it happened but I can’t hardly remember it. I say…

Et voilá, why I pretty much never buy US brands. All so enormous!

Zara has XL, what do you mean?

Well, I know a lot of men and kids that can’t wear Zara and Mango for the same reason.....

Because people are much generally bigger in Sweden than in Italy, France and Spain. Prada even makes sizes for Northern Europe that they don’t sell in Southern Europe.

It’s not fatphobia. The smaller they cut clothes, the more money they save. 3cm from the shoulders on a dress multiplied by a run of 10k....that’s a lot of pesetas. If they made bigger sizes, their margins would shrink. No pun intended. Also, inconsistencies because of lack of quality control at upteen factories.

The thing is, I am perhaps bi-curious but sleeping with a girlfriend and her partner just sounds like a recipe for disaster. If I am going to explore, it will be on my own terms and privately. And 99,9% of the time, I am not attracted to the friend or her partner. And it makes me livid how they are like a dog with a…

I took me young daughters to see her show and we all went home very happy. There were somethings that were a bit odd but she was incredibly gracious and tried to motivate the audience (90% girls) to not take any shit from anyone. I think it is really hard to tell what is the record company/PR team/event organiser and…

Interviewed by a Baby Boomer the other day. He just moved from a Las Vegas type city to where I (am obliged to) live right now - a Hamptons type place. My whole life I lived in NY/LON/PAR type places. He hit on me like mad and when I didn’t react, he said, “you are charming for a woman in (Hamptons type place.”

Can I just say I am sick sick sick of couples hitting on me? There is no difference to a plain old guy aggressively hitting on me. Somehow because there is a man AND a woman, they think it isn’t offensive. No. It is offensive, you are TWO people and inevitably there is a lot more pressure. I have to turn down two…

Omg. That is just too much labelling for me. #onlyinamerica

I looked at her terrible spray on tan/makeup and read the first line as “queen of Instatan”. She is so pretty, why does she ruin it by insisting on making herself orange?!

JuSt gross. I realise that 99% of Americans won’t get this, but going out with Benzema is so low. It’s kinda like dating Tiger Woods....

Congratulations!! I had a similar situation 25 years ago and I popped in to tell you that today I am very happy and very healthy. Keep pushing forward.

Oops. See, just writing a couple lines about it makes me so upset I can’t spell. :-(

Thank god. When my mom was very ill, depressed and all us kids were abroad, she got fleeced for 400k by some “fortune tellers”. I tried to get them put in jail, but long story short, even the court ended up getting swindled. No wonder no cops or lawyers wanted to help us. Ended up giving her PTSS and killing her. Do…

In an earlier post, Jezzies were going off on how racist Germans are.

Almost 30 years ago I interviewed them and they were sooooo cute/hot. But ornery as hell, making it even hotter.

My mom had Huntingtons but, as with most victims, we didn’t know it for about 20 years. She was totally angry bonkers and the whole family was always mortified by her comportment. The last couple years of her life she got meds and was the sweetest, cutest little mom. But by then she was bedridden.

A good percentage of my friends were married to high profile and/or very wealthy men, and across the board, they cheated. None of the women were working when married, basically they “took care of” their “man”. A couple ballsy ones bailed, but many stayed for....money.