Real winner and should have been nominated:

I dunno, if you had a marriage that didn’t outlast your britta filter and it was over a decade ago, I think it’s weird to have any feelings at all about the situation.

I really want to take Jennifer Esposito out for cocktails, and the truth.

I think the ghost of Lyndon Johnson and the two Civil Rights Acts he rammed through Congress would like to have a word...

Letter of Intent- Expressing the desire to work together. The substance isn’t binding (the business transaction), but the ancillary stuff is binding(e.g. confidentiality, maybe a period of exclusive talks, etc.)

“Holding hands with these men feels so...so...nice, yet tingly scary at the same time. I shall have to ask Mother to explain these feelings.”

I wish that people would laugh in the face of the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people.

So let’s assume he got to PBI (Palm Beach Int’l Airport) at around noon (11 am CST). That’s plenty of time to make it to Arrowhead by kick-off (5:30 CST). 

At approximately 1102 hrs, Wang began touching and rubbing Male 13

BRADY: Just want to say this is for all the haters who thought I was too old, you know, couldn’t get up anymore or finish the job.

just goes to show you can wear a white shirt & pink tie with half zip pullover and be just as sleazy as a guy wearing a dark long-sleeved shirt, blue shorts and a blue ballcap. 

This won’t shut her down. To the contrary, I’m sure she couldn’t care less what right wing plutocrats say - and neither do her constituents.

The thirst is real!

They should just take one out that says, “We really want to fuck you!” and be done with it. 

“We’re as equally stunned as anyone else.”

Bless you for noticing this. You’re doing God’s work.

Look at that list....carefully. One of them dudes is named Dick Palmer! 

Insanity knows no color. Every group of people has its lunatics, and Lynn sounds truly special. This witch ought to be called Alana Keyes or Alana West.