I literally don’t care. Right now, we’re looking at only having enough hard evidence to impeach because of the unlikely combination of Stormy Daniels and Michael Avenatti. I mean, I guess it would be slightly funnier if Trump’ savage jealousy of Bezos and his dick led to his impeachment, but none of this stuff…

Well the House Intel committee has released previously sealed witness testimony to the Mueller investigation, among those is the testimony by Jr, in which it’s pretty much assumed that he committed perjury.  When that happens, and it will because he is way too fucking dumb to outsmart investigators, Don Sr. will be…

He’s so obviously (and sadly) picking a bunch of shit to pretend to be good at that Donnie could not possibly fucking care less about. Dada Trump wouldnt climb a fuckin’ mountain if there was a bucket of Ivankas pussy waiting for him at the top.

I think this is the largely collect take. Whitaker came in thinking he was going to MAGA this thing and become a hero to the right, but then someone said “If you fuck around with Mueller, you open yourself up to obstruction and conspiracy charges.”, and then he saw part of what Mueller has, and went “Oh fuck, these…

I think they were hoping to get Bezos to agree to hush money and use it to try and cripple Amazon and/or the Washington post by create a scandal and possibly have the board of directors force him out of his positions.  

Whitaker is like a guy who for years is a low level salesman for Soylent Green, constantly extolling its virtues with no idea of the truth. Then he’s unexpectedly promoted to upper management where, to his horror, everything is revealed to him.

Yeah, this seems like a bad idea.

I thought the trouble with Jimmy Fallon was he’s an unfunny talentless hack?

a UV disinfection box you place your phone in, which eliminates germs and electronic devices in seconds.

This would read way more sincere if she hadn’t insisted originally that she was right and that the child was being trafficked and they were waiting for the dude who bought the kid to get off the plane.  That’s a huge narrative to build around this.  

My father told me when I was little he avoided taking me out in public. He said he (a Native American man) would get stares like he had kidnapped me (a blonde, pale, green eyed toddler). When I was in my early 20s I once went out with my infant baby brother (who looks Latino) and a man asked me if I had adopted that…

My husband is white. My step kids are white. I’m black. Do you know how many times I got asked if I was the nanny? Mixed race families exist. Do better, Cindy!

Bring a book to the airport with you and mind your own damn business lady!

So they are ostensibly the Diamond & Silk of the hashtag Resist movement: obvious grifters who found a niche milking anti-trump anger?

I’m not too proud a man to say that I was fooled by them at first. I think a lot of us were looking for new voices to take on the psychotic nature that is trump and his big gang of…

You just know Cindy McCain is one of those people who’s constantly sharing the histrionic Facebook posts about how a man was in the same two sections of Target as she was, and at one point the camera from his phone was facing the same general direction as her and her child, and then he was looking at carrots but later …

Jimmy Fallon is an addict/alcoholic who makes a lot of money and does not give two shits about anyone except himself.

It’s a slow process, but eventually people will agree with me that Fallon is and has always been an unfunny idiot.

His talk show career makes me wonder how Fallon even made it to SNL. Whatever vague cachet he may have once had, he has so eagerly sold it off to become so safe and whitebread he makes Jay Leno practically seem like the Redd Foxx of late-night television.

Watching Seth Meyers handle Conway while Fallon tussles Trump’s hair makes me realize they promoted the wrong SNL vet.

Jimmy Fallon’s only goal is to make other celebrities “likeable”. Naturally, stars like Ryan Reynolds, Chris Pratt, and Will Smith exude a natural charisma that doesnt require Jimmy’s charm, but sticks in the mud, curmudgeons, and otherwise undesireables have their teams book appearances on the Tonight Show just seem…