Trump is the walking embodiment of the old phrase ‘if everyone else is an asshole, maybe it’s not everyone else’...

yeah until Nader pushed back the US dealing with climate change for a decade during a narcissistic sociopathic presidential run in 2000. Other than that, yeah charming. FUCK HIM WITH A DROWNING POLAR BEAR!

Who?

Like everything else in life, it serves to remind you that our Universe is cold and uncaring, and that death will eventually embrace us all.

No more half measures with fantasy football. It needs to be put down like Todd from Breaking Bad. Nobody gives a shit about your fantasy football team except you and universally the guy at work who is always talking fantasy sports is the guy you also most want to punch in the face. I would suffer a thousand pointless…

holy shit she just walked into one of the stores Julia Roberts walked into in Pretty Woman and was just “give me the jessica rabbit”

Pictured: Cruz, standing up for his conscience:

It was a scandal because it should be! That was animal abuse pure and simple. If I’d been leaning towards voting for him back then this would’ve made me nope the fuck out of it.

Next is this:

I also loved the fact that she addressed that in her closing, so eloquently in fact, by bringing up Kaine’s Jesuit schooling and how they discussed the concept of “magus,” and when she said that even though she was a Methodist, they all shared the same beliefs in faith accompanied by good works, etc.

The look on his face when HRC did her Giuliani burn was priceless. Surly old cuss. You reap what you sow, you soulless bastard.

I watched this five minute video of Trump absolutely bombing, and I was struck by so many things. Chief among them:

I come from a Catholic family and my (highly respected) Aunt has worked for, or been affiliated with, Catholic Charities for as long as I can remember, and I know they do great things.

Except that the Catholic Church is one of the (if not the) largest landowners in the world, and they have more money than God. Yet they continue to squeeze every dime they can from people who can’t really afford. Without any fundraising whatsoever, the Church could fund every single charity they run for the next 300…

The key is empathy: humour and empathy are concomitant qualities.

It’s a solid Yes!

I’m torn. Free Melania or is she the Natasha to his Boris?

The left always has better jokes and joke writers because they punch up, whereas republicans find humor(?) in doing the opposite. And that line about “Governor Cuomo and Mayors Bloomberg, Dinkins, DeBlasio...so many honorable elected officials here with us tonight...and then there’s Rudy Giuliani...” Nice.

Giuliani: Real-life Nosferatu (y / n)?

He really tanked. It started when he “joked” (not sure how this was at all a joke?) about Hillary hating Catholics to a ROOM FULL OF CATHOLICS and then went downhill from there. On the other hand, HRC had some great one-liners and didn’t cross any lines. He can’t even do a light-hearted speech right. I can’t wait…