I can’t think of Cameron Diaz without thinking of Anna Faris’ impression of her in Lost in Translation.

Bullseye.

Too right. I’ll bet the only actual prayers he said was for this situation/criticism to go away.

As long as they leave an IOU, they’ll be fine.

Cross sleazy Martin Short character with Littlefinger from Game of Thrones and he’s what you get.

Vapid is as vapid does.

Stannis.

Rules? Where we’re going, we don’t need rules.

My favorite is when (I assume they still do this) they are showing hightlights building the suspense of which team won and in the middle of that having the final score of that game scroll by on the bottom of the screen. Wah Wah.

We got two slices of whitebread with mayonnaise in the middle.

The theory:

She’ll die on the way back to her home planet.

She’ll die on the way back to her home planet.

“People who don’t get it, don’t get that they don’t get it.”

Half of the wanna be militia men would have a heart attack before the first shots rang out.

There’s not much difference between these people and hoarders. They just hoard money.

Just like Dubya circa 2008

Yeah its like someone waking up after a binge and saying, ‘Hey, all those mean things I said I didnt mean’.