When you’re a big fancy executive, you get to call it a “dividend” and it’s totally legal.

The Moops?

Borderlands has to be one of the few (if not only) series where the DLC is consistently better than the game it comes out for.

Patrick Fabian bats clean-up in a lot of these episodes, but man, he connects every single time. He’s never been bad. Ever.

Someone get Rhea an Emmy already, please. I mean, come ON. Can we start a Kickstarter or something? Would that help? I don’t know how these things work.

Poor Howard. That was a good one, though. “I don’t know any tugboat” got a laugh out of me

It’s interesting how the show indicts Jimmy’s resentment at the legal establishment by repeatedly showing that the people at the top of the ladder that he hates are actually pretty decent guys. We’re trained as audience members to instinctively sympathize with the protagonist, and so without really knowing better we…

Did not see that coming until about 2 seconds before it landed. I thought she was out.

Oh god Schreier’s powers have grown... Dissatisfied with merely canceling games he can now cancel stores! GameStop! What will we do! Wait actually this one’s OK carry on..

Hello fellow young people. I am hip with the language of young people. What with your paralax skipping and invisible walls.

Her Plan was to act like the Heath Leger Joker and confuse alpha while Negan used her confusion to his advantage to gain her trust, then slit her throat after specifically warning her plenty of times that this type of shit happens to people who surround themselves by yes men instead of competent support.

Dude, none of your work is good.

“Rob Liefeld physicality”

Ah, yes, compared to Biden and Trump, Bernie is the one who is most like Grandpa Simpson. Right.

More than anything tho dude, I think most people voting for him just can’t see Biden, the republican’s favorite canidate, actually winning or even improving anything if he does win. Like the dude is the definition of stick to the status quo and the status quo under trump is a nightmare.

I think you should finish The Last of Us, if you liked even a little of what you played. Without spoiling anything: There’s a gameplay switch a third of the way into the game that breathes new life into it—from a storytelling and gameplay standpoint.

I think a lot of people miss this, but adaptations aren’t necessarily for the people who played the game. They’re for the (much, much) larger audience that watches TV and movies. If they can get some of the original fans on board, cool, but they’re after people who haven’t played the game more than them.

Can FIFA’s real world corruption be SO intense, that it actually extends to eSports?

I always get ants before this show starts. Ditto.

He was also Maurice on Northern Exposure