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Swagger, for what it’s worth, also gets Mike locked in a police car with an ice-cold livid Hopper who, he is reminded, has control over whether he gets to see his girlfriend and whose last button he made the mistake of pushing. See what happens when you get cocky with your girlfriend’s dad?

I’m sorry, arrogant Americans? In what universe? Americans are the classiest, most dignified, and humble people on the planet!

Funny, the game show host I usually associate with being spayed and neutered is Bob Barker.

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You're a generous tipper.

That’s nothing! I’ve had five circumcisions. They gave up after realizing they were just making it mad.

“The joy I feel is unmatched.”

Sometimes in life, when one door closes, a thousand other doors get slammed in your face.

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

Billy Madison

I’m hoping they move and rebrand as Rayons du Diable.

Kai Ma Loves Burners:

I was going to google Ouya to make some jokes about that but then this happened and that’s good enough for me

They can write to Trump all they want, he still won’t understand how tariffs work. He’ll still go on thinking that they’re a fee that the exporting country has to pay. No one will ever get it through his skull that he’s imposing taxes on imports, which are passed along to American consumers.

I think we can all agree at least it’s not RC Cola.

His explanation makes sense, but people try to make him out to be a villain. What does Tim Sweeney know about business? He’s only worth $7 Billion.

They don’t really say in the video that Pete Davidson is the ideal for fuckability. They mention him in the context of comfortable clothing and Mulaney admiring the idea of not caring what you look like. When Tan France tries to dress him like Pete (or some parody of Pete anyway, as it’s so deliberately awful,

Completely fine with it.  Its a single-player game.  Exploiting and playing games the “wrong” way has always been a part of video game culture.  As long as it doesnt ruin the game or fun for other people, its cool.