My Mango is King Kong Bundy in cat form.

Cats are amazing bumpers

His cats are full kayfabe.

Ichiro is my favorite player who has never played for my team and it’s not even close.

Huh, I was wondering why when I would ask a question, people kept telling me to go ogle it.

I don’t know, but my favorite softcore porn site google.com was just turned into a search engine so you could find out that way.

I work in IT and have found a distinct pattern in deployed phones: boredom leads to malware. Every damned time I work on an infected phone, it comes from a free game with ad streams that trick people into installing crap.

“Can you believe this shit? What game is the ref watching?  Now they are using a fucking ladder!”

Oh God no, this is one game where the input lag would be brutal. You’re near a puddle, your hunger meter is at zero, your life is ticking down, and you press Circle to drink, then watch as your life hits zero while waiting for the press to register.

It was only a matter of time. You can’t see Gunn do the first movie without expecting him to pop back up in the third.

But not a plasticized corpse suitable for display? Disappointed.

But not a plasticized corpse suitable for display? Disappointed.

/Non and Ursa come in, tuck Zod in nice and tight in wet blanket 

People knew that the rich bought their way into the elite schools; I think the shock is the use of a middleman, elaborate cheating schemes, and bribing what is effectively the “middle-management” at the colleges rather than just paying for a new library. After all, Yale could use an international airport.

That helps, but the main issue this week was the writing. I’m sure John Mulaney had a lot to do with the writing improvements last week, but they must be able to find someone else who can help tighten up their material.

I do appreciate her commitment to reminding everyone that she is a legacy hire.

She certainly doesn’t know what antisemitism means.

Wait, are you telling me that one cannot claim to have Jewish family when one does not have Jewish family?

I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Wasn’t that a major plot point in Logan, actually?