Spalding! I’m sorry, come back!!

“For the record, I had nothing to do with that.”

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

The seaman has left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

It’s pretty obvious, though. The Nazis managed to make both massive, possibly autonomous weapons that we see in the first game (the Monitors primarily, as well as the big ole robo dogs) and the atomic bomb. With the precise and ‘tragic’ usage of the bomb on New York as a shock and awe tactic(not dissimilar to the…

This used to be a self-correcting problem. It’s right there in the phrase “trick or treat.” They didn’t get treats so...

just a simple man eatin’ stuffed crust and thinkin’ ‘bout his daughter’s tatas

I ate a Pizza Pocket yesterday and now I don’t know where I stand politically.

Anyway, now he’s the President of the United States

Obligatory.

Baseball is definitely a family sport. For example, when my son pumped his fist after he solved a tough math problem, I yelled “no showboating!” and launched a frying pan at his head.

This Eskin guy seems like a real jagoff.

Let’s be clear though — that advantage was with old voters. Millennials and under-40s were either heavily pro-Bernie or split, even among nonwhites.

As an avowed socialist to the Left of Sen. Sanders in a host of respects, I say we move on from the election. There’s no good to be gained from continuing to focus on Sec. Clinton’s campaign. Yes, there were unseemly dealings made in the DNC on her behalf, but it behooves us very, very little to continue to…

Giving control of basically the entire DNC to one campaign is basically rigging it in favor of that campaign. Once Hillary controlled the money what reason would she have to give any of it to Bernie or O’Malley?

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

In my Mass Media Law class in college, I was taught that “allegedly” is a weak protection, and it’s safer to carefully source allegations and not use that word.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.