“So this is heaven, huh Monsoon? You’d think there would be less politicians.”

RIP The Weasel

I realized the A’s suck, but they’re still in Oakland and, thanks to the Giants, shouldn’t be leaving anytime soon

The song of life.

I still want him and Rob Gronkowski to have like, a talk show or something after they’re done with the NFL. Like them just hanging out with people and being doofuses.

This is scary. It’s happened to me before. Sometimes the effects aren’t felt immediately, but then suddenly you lose all of your motor skills.. That’s why I stopped doing gravity bong hits.

it doesnt. Each map feels amazing and has so much to do.

The plain fact is conservatives are the real snowflakes, who absolutely melt down when there is a whiff of criticism. E.g. Everyone knows their reaction to Kathy Griffin’s beheading Trump tweet, but almost unknown is that there were shirts being sold of Trump beheading Hillary at the RNC convention. Also,…

Oh good Lord, The Bengals or Texans?

Every Thursday night game is, I don’t know why anyone watches them anymore.

That game was butt.

Reminds me of that Bible verse, 1 Corinthians 13:11:

When a real man sees another real man, a real man like Billy Bush, he’s just gotta make sure he impresses the fuck outta that man. All you betas won’t understand the unbridled realness of what I just said. Which makes sense. Because you’re poors. Anyway, reading is for cucks.

“Sure beats sleeping with two fives.”

Ambiguity is as American as Racism is as American as Baseball

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Even if you could somehow remove the other context (like, for example, that Jamele Hill was absolutely correct), this is the White House press secretary openly calling for a private organization to fire a journalist for criticizing the President. That is fucking insane.

Cult Chalupa, it is a cult.

-fits Automaton with rockets, laser beams, and Fat Man launchers-

They're nuts that go on your truck.