Nobody appreciates the art anymore. Nowadays, it’s all, “Look at me, I eat corn too!”

Follow the brown brick road...

I let this thread die down a little, because I wanted this to be largely FYEO. You’re every asshole I dealt with when I was young, dealing with customers directly. Make a mistake? “Call the manager over!!! I demand that you fire this guy! He should be an expert, working here!”

Maybe not near them. Not everyone is willing to drive an hour there and back to get a great alfredo. I know in my area, there was one eye-wateringly fantastic place that closed when the kids decided not to carry on the family legacy, and 2 OK places that are equal in quality to Olive Garden, even though they were…

My father in law worked at one as a janitor. SOOOOO many stories.

And you even called me “sheep” while defending a multinational corporation.

God, I always love these comments! “Do you even research, bro? You should totally be fired for not knowing this small thing about one game I like!!!”

WCYY in Portland, Maine

I’d listen to Santeria on rotation for a full 24 hours straight if it would guarantee I would never have to hear Hinder’s “Lips of an Angel” again in my life.

Wasn’t there a thing about a virgin birth, too? I remember it vaguely during my first fifteen years as a strict Catholic, before I learned that not being a strict Catholic was a thing I could do.

It looks like a wreath.

He can’t sell the car until he owns it, and he can’t own it without paying the taxes upfront.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Fellow Sox fan. I never followed other team’s rotations, so more than once I’ve been like, “Who’s pitching toni——FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!”

That’s the look of victory!

IT’S CALLED MAKING WEIGHT!!!

It happens all the time where cops will shoot dogs. I’m not one to defend cops (While I’m white, even the slightest tan makes me look Latino. Some really racist motherfuckers on the force out here.), but I can somewhat see their side too on this. With humans, a cop can usually talk to them to assess them. But it’s…

I feel for those kids. I know what kind of mess I usually make when I use large amounts of toilet paper.

It’s actually a great game with a fantastic setting. The combat is the most difficult part to adapt to, but after a few hours, you can get the hang of it. I highly recommend it.

Uno’s is a chain, and it’s the greatest fucking pizza I’ve ever tasted.