Let’s see how Silver feels when after the suspensions it’s No Black Athletes.

I’d laugh my ass off if EVERY player kneeled, every game. Let’s see him suspended the entire season over this.

To paraphrase from the absolutely brilliant Nick Wright video, ask them whether they are really protesting the act, or the message.

Why is your last name capitalized so weird?

Donnie Two Scoops wants a tax plan that gives him and his company massive tax breaks with no benefit to middle and lower class Americans? I’m shocked!

He was saying “Booooooourns”.

I’m calling it now, the only person who will care enough about her to see that this Beth is a clone will be Jerry.

That’s the thing. Some people delve into these worlds so deeply that they think that anyone who doesn’t memorize the deep minutia of the world is slacking. They can’t seem to wrap their mind around the fact that game journalists play probably 4 different games a week, and can’t be expected to know every detail that…

Weird? I think the word you’re looking for is “ironic”. Don’tcha think?

The other day I was behind a truck with a “Love it or leave it” bumper sticker right next to an old sticker about impeaching Obama. Somehow, I think the irony was lost on the driver.

Do you find it difficult to be offended by everything all the time?

You earned my star with Trumplethinskin.

I stole the mime’s coins, and when he chased me I choked him out. Just threw him off the ledge at the bottom to complete the contract. For the bartender, I just used a few bottles of ether to KO everyone.

I’m on Death of the Outsider myself. I’m just on mission 2, and I cannot believe how much verticality they’ve made! Cannot wait to see more.

Did Trump write this for him? It says so much while saying nothing at all.

Nah, I got it, I was just making my own joke. Pro vs con, being conned and whatnot.

You had to pay $500 to play? Seems less like a pro, and more like a con.

I was about to post that Irma isn’t a common name anymore, but then I remembered that it’s largely affecting Florida retirees. Probably 75% of the state knows someone named Irma.

I’m friends with a Packers fan that has about 45 pictures of Aaron Rodgers downloaded on his phone. Aaron ready to throw, Aaron after a throw, Aaron with his arms raised, Aaron goofing around. 

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