HazeCrusader sounds like H Jon Benjamin so much.

Never get technology with the intent of reselling it when the “next big thing” comes out. Most people don’t want to go backward with technology, unless you’re bringing back something from 2 decades ago. You enjoy technology now. Would you happily go back to the XBox 360 era knowing now about Xbox One?

I had a neighbor who had his apartment building burn down next door when we were just closing on our house. Felt bad and all, but he insisted on calling every company in a 100 mile radius about tearing it down, and playing their bids against each other to get the best price. We moved in during the second week of July,…

It’s so fitting that Eric funneled money to the Little Baby Face Foundation. Although judging by Eric, they still haven’t found a cure.

Just to add to what PartyBusDriver said, (SPOILERS) ADAM is a material harvested from a certain sea slug. It could be used to do damn near anything (make you stronger, faster, give you magical powers). Everyone wanted it, so they hunted the sea slug to extinction. So now, the only ADAM around was what was in other…

From the Vulture review: “She was, we’re told, sculpted by her mother from clay and brought to life by Zeus. (I’d like to have seen that.)”

I’d love to see Larry on HBO. Absolutely no holding back on anything! Keep keeping it 100, Larry.

I’m white (and grey, depending on how you look at it). This was fucking stupid of him to say. Sometimes Bill tries to be “edgy” in the same way that Quentin Tarantino tries to be “edgy”. Bill constantly complains that Trump is too thin skinned, but he’ll absolutely refuse to admit he fucked up on this.

Her career is largely over. Not entirely because of this, but this might be the straw that broke the camel’s back.

Pence is Evangelical. I know a lot of Evangelicals are hopeful that Armageddon will happen in their lifetimes...

The possibility of looking guilty didn’t stop him from firing Comey. Trump (or more aptly, Trump’s handlers) knows that the only support he has now is his hardline base, and they’ll believe whatever he tells them. I’d actually be surprised if he doesn’t try to block Comey’s testimony. He’ll block Comey, Tweet, “You…

Yes, it’s a play on words. Once someone explains the joke to Trump, expect him to send a slew of 3 am Tweets about Obama.

Anyone else worried that covfefe was actually a launch code?

Exactly. I can almost guarantee that the average Democrat has no idea what the emoluments clause is, much less the average American. But I’m sure the vast majority of the country will grab their torches and pitchforks if Mueller turns up definitive proof that Trump was working with Russia.

Donald Trump is never, ever going to be impeached over the emoluments clause. They’ll say that he doesn’t strictly control his business, his kids do. Then the GOP will pay Frank Luntz ten million to rename it the “Good International Businessman” clause, like they did with the “Death Tax.” The Dems will end up looking…

Good God. Every fucking day, I wake, and in the semi-lucid fog of waking, I seemingly forget that all this is real. I happily wake up, grab a cup of coffee and click on the news sites. Every fucking day, it’s like I’m relearning that the president is someone who doesn’t understand that grabbing some prime minister’s…

I’m learning just now that the Iron Sheik is still alive. It’s a big day for all of us.

Piers has moved into a Milo Yiannopoulos’s role of “I’m an antagonist who speaks his mind because it gets enough clicks to support my lifestyle”. I don’t know if he really believes in anything other than making money by being a “bad guy”. Please, snowflake, Heath Ledger was a “bad guy” worthy of note in The Dark…

“Sean Bean was less impressive”?

I’ve never been crazy about her, but this is pretty damn selfless of her. George Carlin once had a line, “If I ever found out that someone died in a car accident on the way to or from one of my shows, I’d feel partially responsible.” I can’t even imagine what Ariana is going through. Good for her for going back.