He’s already said he wants to suppress journalism, he currently has a “list” of Republicans who were disloyal to him during the election, and he’s having people go through the social media of his Supreme Court nominees to see who pass a “loyalty test” to him. Less than 24 hours after winning, he’s already setting…

I’m sure he’ll get a “Gentleman’s 97%” of the vote next time around.

I feel ya. I was half way to getting a degree in Occupational health and safety when W won. Dropped out right then.

Isn’t it ironic? Don’t cha think?

+1 for Cheeto Benito.

Maybe you should watch the entire episode that you’re talking about, and I mean the original. Stan learns at the end that it’s always a choice between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich, but it’s still important to vote for one or the other.

So unlike Chapman, did he finish?

The problem with third parties is that they don’t want to follow the natural order of becoming a major party. Start local, and build up. Show people that they can work, and then expand to Congress, governorships, and Senate. Then try for the Presidency.

“Don’t worry about the world ending tomorrow. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”

I know that since I’m in the greys, I’m throwing this out into the ether, but I’m posting it anyways. You might notice that it’s real, based on the fact that I’m not writing in the style of fanfic. ;)

From “The Cat’s Paw”

Yeah, what Topher said. You don’t want to risk inflicting just enough brain damage to start thinking, “You know, this Trump guy has some pretty good ideas!”

She’s so auto tuned, she sounds like GLaDOS from Portal.

When you pull the trigger after the crosshair auto tracks, does the gun movement lag behind, like you’re actually dragging your gun to the new position, or does your gun snap to the new position right along with it?

pilkunnussija:

He’s a looker, too...

A missed call??? In football???

I’ll admit, I know exactly jack shit about hockey, but that last shot was fucking insane.

If it makes you feel better, I’m pretty sure that this will be the last presidential campaign any of them will ever work on.

Re-watch the 2012 Vice Presidential debate where he simultaneously steamrolled and fact checked Paul Ryan. A total doof, but a brilliant one at that.