My Preston is just a cuddler...

Pretty mundane as heart attack stories go. I sat down to read the newspaper and it felt like my arm was in a vise, and an elephant was sitting on my chest. I called to my wife, “I’m having a heart attack!” She calls down the stairs, “You’re not having a heart attack. You’re probably having a panic attack.” Then she…

God, this is horrible. I went into cardiac arrest when I was 29 (no drugs or anything, just unlucky) and it’s the worst pain imaginable. It’s rough to see it on another person so young. I hope the one good take away from this is that hopefully medics at all games will get proper training so it doesn’t happen again.

I went to a concert there last month, the first time I’ve been in there in over a decade, and I can say it does look much better than it used to. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if some other team swoops in pretty quick. Hell, maybe they could lure over the Red Claws.

Hmmmm...Sandoval avoids more humiliation and depreciation this year, the Sox probably have an injury clause in his contact so they can save some money, and this gives him nearly a full year to get in some kind of shape so Boston can shop him around next year without having to pay 75% of his contact. Seems good for…

I want someone to pair it with the Wilhelm scream.

Obviously a work, but a brilliant one... Well done, good sir!

Goddamn... This is horrible for everyone involved. This is the type of thing that messes with a players head for a while. So sad...

I apprenticed to be a Dick Smith. I hated it, because the more you worked it, the harder it got.

Just get some settlement you never go to, send Preston there, and turn off the speakers at the Castle (or just never go there). You’ll still get “defend this settlement” missions, but I believe that’s it. No more “We need you to go to this settlement to ask them what they need even though I clearly know what they need…

Hopefully they explain in this one how all the men look so muscle-bound that they would break their ribs when they sneeze.

Yeah, but you have to admit that guns tend to help murder along. You can look at gun deaths in any country that bans them vs. the U.S. and see that. I do agree, it’s largely how you raise your kids, but I’ve known many assholes who had great parents, and I think you do too and are willfully ignoring that fact to…

Argument over a $500 deductible and a higher insurance rate=pull out a gun and shoot someone to death and wound his wife. Jesus Christ. So fucking sad...

I’m surprised you didn’t go with a “Stupid Flanders” joke.

I’m sure people said the same thing when radios started being available to the masses. If it makes you feel any better, every generation thinks ones that follow it are inferior.

CD Projekt Red... What can I really say? The “voice actor” had me squirt beer out my nose. YOU OWE ME NEW SINUSES!

Now, now, don’t be so hard on yourself, Barry.

To steal a line from Bill Maher, imagine a day when the president of the United States goes on Twitter to call Angela Merkel a fat pig. I’m just personally hoping he doesn’t get through the first round of voting and the entire GOP implodes. Hold them votes, Little Marco!

Just came across that terminal about an hour ago... ugh... at least a couple of people from other departments had issues with it.