Now Micheal, it wasn’t that bad. In 1999, they only lost to Jacksonville 62-7.

I’m a Sox fan. Get well soon John, we wish you a speedy recovery.

Asked to further elaborate, Goodell replied, “I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”

Typical California drivers...

I just hope Kathie Lee doesn’t take to drinking over this.

I honestly think that if you could do an IQ test on Stephen, he would damn near brush against Stephen Hawking. I’m a Mensa member, and I stand in awe of his memory and cognitive abilities.

“Great-make America again”

Colbert is the first to say that Jon was the one to encourage him to pursue his political leanings. If in your Junior year of high school you get a brand new teacher on their first teaching assignment and they completely change your life for the positive, would you complain that you were at the school before they were?

I actually loved their “I’m good. You good?” thing. I hope that Jon apologized for being a dick. I hope that Wyatt realized that one momentary outburst should not be the only moment worth reflecting on in a years-long relationship. I hope they buried the hatchet.

Rousey. Horse sized ducks are notorious for toying with their prey. End me quick.

Yeah! And that Mariano Rivera was boring, too... all he did was go for easy cut fastballs...

I won’t lie, I was kind of hoping he’d fake an injury just to fuck up the deal.

I’m not a lawyer, yada, yada, but if NFL argues that they don’t have to turn over evidence because this isn’t a case in court, can’t Brady say he shouldn’t have to turn over his cell phone for the same reason?

I got 6 games for rooting for the Patriots. Sounds about right.

Ha! “Rise Together”

How awesome would it be if the next Batman game made you play to 100% completion before revealing the new Batman’s identity?

I say Bruce is still alive, but in hiding. And I think the new Batman is Jason Todd.

More like DUCKslinger, amirite?

This isn’t hate speech. Trolling, yes, but definitely is not hate speech. To call it that is kind of insulting to people who have real incidents of hate speech to report.

Holy shit, over 9 BILLION views? Give that man his fucking money!