No.

This just in: Oprah is the worst.

“accident”

Ummmmmmm... Engines aren’t “changed” every time a car hops.

No.

It no longer works this way.

It no longer works this way.

“Lowest common denominator” isn’t a compliment.

“Lowest common denominator” isn’t a compliment.

Buy this.

I have the weirdest boner.

“bombs”

Meh, sad sack making poor financial decisions isn’t cotd of any day, imho.

Jesus, dude.

You went on Fox of your own free will. Twice. Karma’s a bitch.

Yeah, he’s not going to quit.

I have purple heart plates. When I get pulled over I get out of the car so they can see both my legs were amputated above the knee. I then ask them “what the hell do you want?”

Socialist typing detected.

Being poor doesn’t confer moral superiority.

It’s you.

You mean “grain silos”.

I’ll do it for free.