I’m halfway convinced she thinks he can write her good roles. As in, perhaps they think this is the much dumber, less talented Arthur Miller - Marilyn Monroe power couple our stupid century deserves.

Super "woke" Bay Area liberals fucking up? Yeah that sounds about right... 

Is the paint made of diamonds and unicorn blood? How can it possibly cost more than a few hundred dollars?

I’m shooting for the latter, but I also don’t care for either of them 

He’s not a big fan... just a fan. He’ll do it if he absolutely needs to, but he’d rather just write about baseball.

Yeah-Jeetsbot 3000

Yeeaaahhh the zone doesn’t move because the batter moves.  The zone is determined by how the batter is standing in the box. 

Is that graphic a reasonable reference, though? I mean, sure, for inside/outside calls, but high/low? I’m not so sure.

I agree Lindsey Graham is a craven political hack and his recent pro-Trump attitude stomps on what America is supposed to be about.

I wonder how many pictures of me sitting on the toilet, using my phone, are out there?

“There’s even been at least one case of a player having someone sneak a phone in and tape it to the underside of a toilet’s tank to hide it.”

Well I hope he got the message.

Not douche? 

+ a deuce

It’s a bit of a reach, but I’ll allow it. There’s only so much to work with when making puns with some bands.

Anybody still confused over Kyler Murray’s choice need look no further than Pete Alonso who I’m told is a fucking rookie but has to be no younger than 35 years old based on how he looks.

Here I am genuinely asking what’s wrong with the scene above.
Again: serious question, I’m asking to learn. Thanks :)

I am white, boyfriend is Korean (adoptee). The worst is probably the shit people say about him when he ISN’T there, along the lines of ‘you can do better/why would someone like you be with him/my dick is bigger’ Once he was on the phone with me, and a drunk acquaintance came up to me and launched into some bizarre…

I think what makes racism towards Asians more invisible compared to racism against Latinos or Blacks is that it takes a slightly different form. Latinos and Blacks are seen as stupid, or only fit to do physical/menial tasks.

Women have always had all the power in online dating. This is just being more honest and convenient about it.