The testicle thing is baffling.

Most, if not all of the men in the article are white. I think one guy is half white and half North African. To be honest, I think that most American white men are aware that a MAJOR aspect of white privilege is that whiteness is a serious asset in the dating game.

Did you click on the source article?  It features pictures which these guys photoshopped of themsleves of how they could look better.  I gotta say, yeah, the photoshopped fantasies are better looking than their actual appearances. 

Yeah, gotta agree. MotherLovers. That’s the term I have for people “with faces that only a mother can love.” I really think that men are much more likely to be MotherLovers than women. In fact, people don’t really say that expression anymore, but isn’t it exclusively used about men?

When exactly was your “day”? Serious question.

I really have to question that. I think that a lot of men are too ugly to date, or perhaps more accurately, too ugly to muster up the nerve to approach women. And a lot of these men have wallpaper personalities. Being nice isn’t enough.

Well, people are pretty unlikely to high five women for getting work done.  But the after high school, before college nosejob is kind of a thing for a lot of young women.  An 18 year old guy who gets something done before college would be considered really weird.  He might get a pass if he is suffering from premature…

Right.  Also, Hugh Jackman has played Wolverine since 2000.  In 2000, he looked like a very athletic badass, over the years he has become increasingly unrealistic, and well, cartoonishly muscular. 

I don’t think it is that simple at all. I am a man, and “Don’t be a dick” isn’t nearly enough to get a girlfriend.

I wish the article had actual photographs of patients, but I can understand why people would decline.

I think that few of them are actually bi or gay.  I think that they look at male models in some combination of hatred/and envy and fantasy of what it would be like to look like them. 

Some, well all, of the guys in that article really creeped me out, and I wonder if they are too far gone.